Monty Hoodies

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

monty python

Classic. Vintage design.

Let's say that you have to make a difficult choice. Is it going to be door number one, door number two, or door number three? You might get just what you want. Or you might end up with a ZONK. That's just the game of life. That's the deal.

Tis But a Scratch

Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

Vermont

Monty Don The Gardener

I Love Monty Don

This is the first installment of 10 where I will feature cute little Halloween monsters. Monty needs coffee to wake up and has a snarky personality

Watercolor and pen ink illustration of Molly the penguin.

Quotes from Fawlty Towers

Perfect for soldiers, veterans, military model builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool WW2 special forces gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Team JNPR

Hilarious chess set design inspired by Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, featuring whimsical pieces that comically say 'NI' like the iconic knights, adding a touch of laughter to your chess game.

run away holy grail

Make Judea Great again

Make Judea Great again

It might not appear so but this angry, crazy blood thirsty rabbit is coming for you. Perfect fit for bunny lovers who enjoy humour and comedy movies. A variety of products for your special occasions, gatherings with friends or just lazy days at home!

A flesh wound! Created by hand drawn calligraphy.

Directors series

Death by Rabbit

Monty a wirehaired pointing griffon/German wirehaired pointer Location: Overmountain Victory Trail Western North Carolina

The classic image

Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!”

The film centres on Sam Lowry, a low ranking bureaucrat trying to find a woman who appears in his dreams while he is working in a mind-numbing job and living in a small apartment, set in a dystopian world in which there is an over-reliance on poorly maintained (and rather whimsical) machines. Brazil's satire of bureaucratic, technocratic, terrorism, and an hyper-surveillance, state capitalist like totalitarian government is reminiscent of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four and has been called Kafkaesque and absurdist.

Mr Creosote's Wafer Thin Mints Vintage advert design will show you the Meaning of Life and help show your family and friends your love of British Humour and classic comedy, the perfect design for capturing that retro 70s pop culture British TV style, go on you know you want it - just one wafer thin mint! does not include free bucket!

Rwby

A happy pooch with his new ball.

Make Judea Great again

Tis But a Scratch

One of the best scenes in a classic comedy is now a stylised design.

I guess maybe I even loved you before I saw you.

Blessed are the cheese Graters, all great movies have awesome iconic quotes. The miss hearing that lead to this quote is hilariously, what a life Brian. And remember he’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy,

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate_

funny design black knight quote '' Tis But A Scratch'', is grate gift for old movies fans