Nonsense Hoodies

NIP is an Angel Shark who spends most of her days laid out on the ocean floor. Look closely and you'll even see her little halo! Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

Byte is a small, mint-colored Great White Shark. He's always happy as a clam and loves eating donuts. Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

Kordincovia Stanic is one of the most annoying people you'll ever meet. But you'll never forget his greeting, "Kordincovia Stanic Here!"

The Princess Bride Quote

We've all had that moment

Nonsense. I am the nonsensei. Get this Japanese language design now. Choose your colour, size and product, add to basket, check out. Easy peasy. Get yours now on T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and more!

Tired of the same old news, same old messages, same old same old?

Crush is a sour-puss shark. He's always making faces at the other sharks... definitely have to keep an eye on this one. Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

Hot Dog lover.

Relive the greatest week ever with this distressed look!

The world wide recognized symbol of the greatest spice! Celebrate Cinnamon! People will clamor to know you, simply because you champion cinnamon!

Who’s the captain of bananas? You’re the captain of bananas! Show off your banana prowess to friends and family.

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Rambling insanity in the style of a typical "my boyfriend/girlfriend" t-shirt.

Let's remove people from power who only care about being rewarded after death. Those of us who don't subscribe to their nonsense are concerned about what's happening in the real world.

Remove the excess with drain! Now that simple concept can go with you wherever you go!

Zero Days Without Human Nonsense

Confuse all of your friends with this nonsense shirt

Nibble is a bashful little Hammerhead shark. He's a true gem of the sea, with diamond patterns across his body. Don't you just want to poke his chunky little belly? Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

Hotcakes, flapjacks, whatever you call them, Pancakes are the real deal!

Chomp is a salty Tiger Shark - with markings of cat ears, whiskers, and stripes along her flanks. She's cranky, but she shouldn't bite. No promises though! Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

Confuse all your friends with this nonsense shirt.

Each day in October, Byte the shark will pick a costume to try on for Halloween.

Lorem Ipsum, the placeholder text used in publishing and graphic design. The perfect gift for a graphic designer.

Just a quote by yours truly from a decade ago

This is Bullshit

Edward Lear — 'And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.'

Nom is the biggest of the shark friends, but he is certainly the most gentle. If you look closely, you can see not only the stars on his skin but also the ones in his eyes! Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

Show your Parsnipper pride!

Its's Gukki dude!

When you're as amazing as a pair of balls?

A design that came out of a game my family was playing where we mix and match art with random phrases. This was my son's and somehow was the funniest option ever. There's no deeper meaning, no story behind it, just art + tagline = hilarity :)

Basking Sharks are known for swimming through the ocean with their mouths WIDE open... Gulp is no different. Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

Because really...aren't you sometimes?

We've all added birds, and we've all subtracted birds. But what if we divided by birds?

Relive the greatest week ever!