Severance Hoodies

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Mrs. Selvig’s Famous Chamomile Cookies tees, stickers and more.

Marvel at Petey's Lumon Map drawing from Severance TV Get a closer look at a recreation of Petey's Lumon Map from Severance. Designed by Andrew.C

I can only imagine the wacky hijinks that takes place in this office setting!

Congratulations on 100% efficiency, you're invited to the waffle party

Woe & Frolic & Dread & Malice

Defiant Jazz with Maracas: For the Apple TV watcher, it's always best to listen to defiant jazz with maracas.

Defiant Jazz with Maraca: For the Apple TV Severance fan, it's always best to listen to defiant jazz with maracas. Show your love for Severance on a t-shirt, a travel cup, and a number of other available products.

Defiant Jazz with Maracas: For the Apple TV watcher, it's always best to listen to defiant jazz with maracas. Show your love for Severance.

Lumon Industries

a split or division between strongly opposed sections or parties, caused by differences in opinion or belief

Lumon Industries - Severance Fanart Recreated by Andrew.C

Waffle Party

LUMON Globe Logo Distressed

Bad day at Lumon, blame it on your Innie

When you reach certain goals it's time to celebrate!

Severance Goat Not Ready Yet: This design is inspired by Severance, the TV series. The baby goats on the severed floor are still a mystery but we do know they're not ready yet.

Lumon (White)

Dystopian office humor at its best

Please Try to Enjoy Each Drop Equally - for the Apple TV Severance fan, this will be equally enjoyed on a coffee mug or a water bottle.

I know, because I have it with me at work today.

Everyone deserves a break!

Love this show

The Work is Mysterious and Important.

Adam Scott of Parks and Rec, Severance, and Party Down.

Baby Goats

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Optics & Design

Macrodata Refinement