Socially Awkward Hoodies

I don't know what to do with my hands.

Chloroform essential oil for silence

Talking... Not A Big Fan

Own that homebody spirit, and get comfy for your favorite binge marathon in your favorite homebody gear.

This design is for all people who value their personal space and who dislike personal space invaders. Covid or not. Just respect my personal space bruh. Just embrace this super power, it comes in handy in these times. Hope you like it!

I came I saw I made it awkward: a funny and sarcastic text design for introverted people. Black text version.

Ew...the Outdoors ))(( I Hate Being Outside Indoorsy Design

cool funny summer design cringe but free dracula drinking cocktail on the beach

I feel this way after a lot of social activity. Just need some alone time to recharge.

Make sure everyone knows you're not out voluntarily. Pairs well with the other designs in my Introvert collection. Available in both light and dark colorways.

For that programmer in your life.

Don't you hate it when you're trying to listen to music to try to drown out all the stupidity of people around you, and all of a sudden some jackhole comes up trying to talk to you? Well, make him/her/it think twice with this Brilliant INTROVERT FLOWCHART Shirt. Hopefully while that nosy human tries to read through the chart it'll be too much for their tiny little brain to comprehend, making their head explode just like in the movie Scanners.

Make sure everyone knows you're not out voluntarily. Pairs well with the other designs in my Introvert collection. Available in both light and dark colorways.

I came I saw I had anxiety so I left: a funny and sarcastic text design for introverted people. White text version.

I hate when I go out in public and the public are there.

'I'm not antisocial i'm just selectively social' funny gift for girlfriends, boyfriends, women, men and friends who are a bit socially awkward.

Simple white letters on black background: "I am fun." Does it help to tell people in advance how fabulous you are? Let's find out, shall we?

Simple white letters on black background: "just about coping". Pandemic + climate change + attacks on democracy + rise of AI + war + pestilence - it's EXHAUSTING. If you're coping you're doing OK.

Can't touch this.

If you're an introvert, this will speak to your soul.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Sorry. I'm Not Good at People - Ing” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

I came I saw I had anxiety so I left: a funny and sarcastic text design for introverted people. Black text version.

Simple white letters on black background: "I want to be invited, but I don't want to go." Ah, the introvert's endless conundrum: We want to feel loved, but we don't actually want to GO anywhere. Invite me, but let me stay home!

I almost came as a shark, but then I realised an eagle’s slightly better.

This vintage snarky coffee illustration says "Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. And I really don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee." Great for coffee addicts and socially awkward caffeine junkies.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my excited face." Look, this is my excited face. This is as much expression as I get. Leave me alone.

Sometimes us Introverts need a big label.

introverted but willing to discuss anime

Simple white letters on black background: "ambivert". It sounds fancy, right? You're neither introvert nor extrovert; you're a charming balance of both. That's what we'll tell everyone. Yeah.

I do not want to interact with people today.

Sometimes, the best judgments come wrapped in kindness. Let your quiet observations shine with a touch of compassion with this merch!

Can't flirt, introvert. Funny saying for shy, awkward introverted people who seem like they're destined to be forever single and alone.

Say no to hugs. Some people don't like to hug or be hugged. Respect that and get them this helpful design about personal space. Funny but Serious Not a Hugger by Awkward Hugger Melody Gardy from House Of HaHa

Simple white letters on black background: "[dissociating]". Sometimes you just need to be left alone to do what you do. Socially anxious? Introvert? Wear it with pride.