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A classic sarcastic design for those who have gained weight in quarantine and wish not to change it.

If You Cut Off My Reproductive Choiuce, Can I Cut Off Yours? Fair is fair, right? An equal exchange? Oh, suddenly you feel uncomfortable with someone dictating your reproductive choices? Interesting.

This funny sewing quote is perfect for the seamstress, quilter, fabric hoarder, and crafter!

if i say i love you consider me drunk

today I don't have any motivational quotes, if you want to give up, give up.

if you can read this i'm not last

Best Friends Tshirt for baking lovers | I MAY SEEM Quiet and Reserved If you mess with me while I'm Baking Tshirt

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... Well, I have others. - Groucho Marx

I have selective hearing i'm sorry you were not selected funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

If You Ask Me To Hold Your Drink I will Drink It

Would you still love me if I was a worm

Show your sense of humor with a special design for funny quarantine shirt, social distancing, if I can turn around and punch you in the face, You're too F'n close !!.. designed by Qrotero

Cute and funny design for sarcastic people.

Cute and funny design for sarcastic people.

Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?

Funny carpenter and woodworker design that reads "If You See Me Hugging A Tree I Am Estimating Board Feet" for all lumberjack and woodman.

I don't know if you know this, but I'm a girl

Funny tee for papa, nana, daddy, mommy, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, cousin, husband, wife son, daughter who born on July 26th

Great gift for papa, nana, dad, mommy, mama, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, husband, wife son, daughter, niece who born on July 9th

IF POPS CAN'T FIX IT WE ARE ALL SCREWED If Poppy Can't Fix It We're All Screwed Gift for Grandpa Dad Fathers Day

Nobody Is Perfect But If You Were Born In March 1973 You're Pretty Damn Close

Nobody Is Perfect But If You Were Born In March 1964 You're Pretty Damn Close

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

Nobody Is Perfect But If You Were Born In March 1979 You're Pretty Damn Close

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

It's important to be aware of other people's disabilities when you score high on the sarcasm spectrum. Science has shown that people who use sarcasm are more intelligent than average and some people just aren't smart enough to understand it.

keep distance - if i can turn around and punch you in the face youre too close

This If You Can See Me I Failed My Stealth Check Dungeons and Dragons graphic is perfect for your next DnD night. Show off your passion for D & D with this design. Great as a gift for yourself if you are a fan of the game or as a gift for friends in your DnD Adventuring group.

Great gift for papa, nana, dad, mommy, mama, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, husband, wife son, daughter, niece who born on July 15th

Love cutting trees and woodworking? You are a proud carpenter, woodworker, cabinetmaker, or craftsman? Then get this cool Design now or use it as a Birthday gift for someone who loves cutting drilling and jigsaws. You like to use cutting, carving, and your chainsaw and always want to be in the woods and go woodworking? Don't think any longer and grab this If you see me hugging a tree I am estimating board feet clothing now!

Merry Christmas. If you excuse me, I am going to play my game

Great gift for woman, man, papa, nana, dad, mom, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, husband, wife, cousin who born in July 1971, 49 years old

Lovely gift for papa, nana, dad, mom, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, husband, wife, cousin, son, daughter who born in July 1985, 35 years old

“I was just wondering if you’d heard about my kidney donation because you haven’t mentioned it” From Bad Art Friend