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My friend Diaz Machinegun said he'd eat the goulash. Okay, eat the goulash.

Wrestling fans far and wide love fantasy booking their favorite wrestlers and promotions. We here at Illegal Foreign Object are no different! Behold! Volume 1 of our Pro Wrestling Dream Matches series!

We've gone and combined the greatest basketball game of all time with the greatest basketball movie of all time!

Volume 4 of our "Pro Wrestling Dream Card" series. This time we're headed to Dallas, TX, to see Ricky Steamboat square off against Randy Orton in a main event sure to go down in history!

The great Jimmy Valiant was a pro wrestling star all over the U.S., wrestling on top in New York, Georgia, The Carolinas, Florida, and Tennessee!

Once upon a time, The Great Power Uti payed the smackdown on Cliff Compton in South Africa. The entire insane story can be found on Colt Cabana's old Art of Wrestling podcast.

Who has the more dominant era? It is the new school pro wrestlers or the old school rasslers?!

Yet another "dream card" design from Illegal Foreign Object. This time we head to Georgia in our time machine, dragging several wrestlers along for the ride.

In the immortal words of Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "that's an illegal foreign object, Mean Gene!" Christmas gear doesn't have to be corny! Slip into one of these numbers and dump some egg nog on your head.

Buddy Rose was one of the most underrated pro wrestlers of all time. Now, you can rock his greatness for all the world to see!

Jorge loves you.

The mighty John Steinbeck wrote some of the finest books in the history of American literature.

Terry Funk must've called "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes an "egg-suckin' dog" a thousand times. Now, you can hop on Terry's bandwagon!

Get spooky as a mutha pro rasslin' style with Illegal Foreign Object's Halloween 2020 design!

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We should've given Adrian Adonis his flower while he was here. Now, you can let the world know you love old school pro wrestling!

IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

Punk rock royalty, Mr. Henry Rollins, ladies & germs!