Jim Hensen Merch

You think that you can just get on the muppet show with no past experience? Heck no, you have to have gone to college first! In case your Latin is a little rusty, it says “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights”

Emmet Otter and the Jug Band!

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The royal sovereign of more than 600 billion loyal subjects. ruler of the Hynerian Empire. I present to you, the illustrious Dominar Rygel XVI.

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The ultimate Diagnostic Repair Drone! He diagnoses! He Repairs! He even knows Tchaikovsky!