Kidnapper Merch

Wear him on your body

A poor and innocent girl is kidnapped by a cruel being. The yellow clown chases her and takes her to another dimension of evil. The yellow clown is not a legend, he is real and could be our worst nightmare. Not all clowns are nice.

Funny - I Gotta See The Candy First, Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid.

Owl kidnapper illustration.

Owl kidnapper illuatration.

kidnapper mother : krampus story

Cat Kidnapper

Whether you have altruistic intentions or pervy ulterior motives, get this now. White Van Tinted Windows Hitchhiker Danger Scuzzy Road Hazard Offensive Questionable Guy with a Van Love Shack Bed in the Back T-Shirt Tee by House Of HaHa Creator Artist and Perv Magnet Good Girl Melody Gardy ---------- House of HaHa is a small artist owned independent t-shirt brand created by artists Aaron and Melody Gardy. We started House Of HaHa hoping to use our talents in art and humor to celebrate our love for laughing and geek cultures and hopefully free us from our unhappy day jobs in the process. Being the dreamers we are, we also wanted to make the world a better place at the same time - even if we were only creating a few extra laughs in the...

A worn out kidnapper van

Stealth camping + night-owl scheduling = basically an urban cryptid.

Forest Alien Kidnapping

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Funny design for big people. Awesome gift