Black Knight Monty Python Kids Hoodies

The greatest of taunts for all pig-dogs.

She Turned Me Into a Newt!

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

I'm feeling better now.

The Black Knight from Monty Python's search for the holy grail is here to keep people from passing you.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

on his last limb

Hilarious chess set design inspired by Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, featuring whimsical pieces that comically say 'NI' like the iconic knights, adding a touch of laughter to your chess game.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

Just a flesh wound with a black knight and a bunch of blood

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.

Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

Tis But A Scratch funny artwork inspired from the 1975 comedy movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Guardians Cross

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail. King Arthur gets the better of the Black Knight by cutting off his limbs. However, despite losing his arms and legs slowly, the Black Knight refuses to yield and this is when he delivers the iconic quote "Just A Flesh Wound".

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: Look! Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!”

Bedevere: “What makes you think she is a witch?” Peasant: “She turned me into a newt.” Bedevere: “A newt?” Peasant: “Well I got better.”

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels… And there was much rejoicing. “yay”

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Darth Vader pre-suit, post-limbs throwing out Monty Python quotes!

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

tis but a scratch

For all Monty Python fans! Hope you like it :)

Coconuts Migrate