Classified Kids Hoodies

Nothing to see here!

For the FBI to raid the home of a former President of the United States they must have a pretty damn good reason for it. Too bad the American People are not "allowed" to know what that is.

Based on the Australian classification board ratings, a design that proudly proclaims that not only have you been classified, you're also suitable for a certain subset of folks.

Are you Freaky? Long-Haired? You may be JUST the person we're LOOKING for! Apply Today!

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Make America Normal Again Haley 2024 Presidential Election

Nope Not Again Funny Trump gift for woman and men

don't tell!

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This distressed retro Area 51 Test Pilot design is for anyone interested is Ufo's, aliens and conspiracy theories.

All of gamers know that kind of situation! Feeling to be stuck because of our mates .. But remembre, it's not always the case!

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Name tag that says classified

Top secret quote in a colorful gradient.

Celebrate the non-transparency of the UFO topic in the government with this highly classified and redacted Somewhere in the Skies t-shirt!

Donald Trump stealing Top Secret documents from the Oval Office while claiming he doesn’t know what documents he is accused of stealing

So not listening

trump says he declassified the documents

victoria is the rogue state of Australia proved once again by anti lockdown and anti mask rally in melbourne

ALIEN ADVISORY - UFO CONTENT

As President I could have Declassified but now I can't - Donald J Trump

design made up of inserts from late 1800s early 1900s personal ads

This t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves paper and paper jams! The design features sensitive office secrets being shredded into confetti until the machine invariably jams with the words "paper shredding is my jam" written in playful letters. Wear it to your next picnic or parking lot and show off your love for witty wordplay and cars.

Remember that stupid hurricane map he drew on in Sharpie to pretend he was right? This reimagines that same approach to the top secret documents stored at Mar-a-Lago and seized by the DOJ. Egad. ETTD; vote blue. Also available in red and black.

Remember that stupid hurricane map he drew on in Sharpie to pretend he was right? This reimagines that same approach to the top secret documents stored at Mar-a-Lago and seized by the DOJ. Egad. ETTD; vote blue. Also available in white.

A sleek and modern design inspired by espionage and secret agents. The minimalist aesthetic and bold color palette make a statement for any fashionable individual.

This design features a dynamic and modern pattern, with bold geometric shapes in vibrant hues. Perfect for adding a pop of color to any space.

Classified files typography stack in green. A vertical block of distressed text with words related to confidential information.

Classified information designs

A classic padlock in the locked position.

Design by Mick J

Trump for president 2014

Top Secret

My Job is Top Secret , Even I Don't Know What I'm Doing

Did you know that there was a Project Orion in the 1950s? The idea was to propel a spacecraft by dropping atomic "bomblets" out the aft of the craft. Sound crazy? Well, they tested the idea with non-nuclear "bomblets" (here's declassified video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Sv5y6iHUM ) and it WORKED! Now the Mars spacecraft is called Orion… Hrm… 🤔 This is a concept of a patch for the 1950s Project Orion by me! I hope you like it! Mars or Bust! 😁

The enemy!