Geologist Kids Hoodies

My sediments exactly

Clay is our favorite aluminosilicate mineral. It's your favorite, too, right?

Burritos and rocks go hand in hand.

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A beautiful landscape photo of a lava flow taken in the Galapagos by Jerry Frank some time between the 1950s and 1980s. He was an award-winning photographer for Life, Time, and Nat. Geo.

Here Kitty, kitty! Hello, I am the owner of Dirt Dames Rock, where we are all about the empowerment of women adventurers! These are my logo variation and branding designs, for Dirt Dames everywhere! We are women of science, of wonder and magic. We ask no permissions, and make no apologies for our feral spirit, our brilliant curiosity, explorers calling, or our broken nails. But, we are women, make no mistake, just our own brand of women, and of our own making. We are smart, we are brave, we laugh a lot and enjoy life. But mostly, to the world, "No, our name is not toots and we have our own maps, thank you!" Love, from my explorers <3 to yours! Thank you for visiting my shop! ~ Nyla

I Don't Always Stop and Look At Rocks Oh Wait, Yes I Do - Funny Geologist

"Whatever you do, always keep your coal" joke design

Geology rocks

This funny geologist design is the perfect gift idea for rock hounds and geology lovers that cannot walk even a short distance without seeing a fascinating rock or stone. If you hike with a geologist, or if you are a geologist that loves finding new rock specimens, then this funny geology design is just for you. This design makes a great gift for a geology teacher, geology student, or anyone that loves rocks.

Explore the things around you

Rock Connoisseur is a funny geology design for a serious rock collector, geologist and rockhound. If you love rockhounding and rock collecting this fun design is for you. For men & women who love geology, gems, stones, minerals, geodes, fossils, agates, jaspers, and petrified wood. Grab your rock pick and hike for rocks with amateur geology.

Furnace Creek in Death Valley National Park, CA, is 190 feet (58 m) below sea level and holds the record for the highest recorded air temperature on Earth at 134 °F (56.7 °C) on July 10, 1913.

"Show off your rock-solid passion for music and geology with this hilarious T-shirt, featuring a witty pun that combines your love for both worlds. Perfect for any music-loving geologist, this shirt is sure to rock their world and strike a chord of laughter wherever they go. #MusicLover #Geologist #FunnyGifts #TShirt"

"Show off your rock-solid passion for music and geology with this hilarious T-shirt, featuring a witty pun that combines your love for both worlds. Perfect for any music-loving geologist, this shirt is sure to rock their world and strike a chord of laughter wherever they go. #MusicLover #Geologist #FunnyGifts #TShirt"

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Earthquake is a thing

Earthquake is a thing

Earthquake is a thing

Retro geologist T-Shirt with a rock illustration that reads: Sorry I'm Late I Saw A Rock. Perfect for rock hounding lovers and loves collecting stones. Perfect to wear when attending or participating in Geologists Day

Retro geologist T-Shirt with a rock illustration that reads: Sorry I'm Late I Saw A Rock. Perfect for rock hounding lovers and loves collecting stones. Perfect to wear when attending or participating in Geologists Day

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift geologist, geology student, geology student , geophysics, rock scientist or rock lover !

Climbers on top of Balanced Rock at Arches National Park.

Easily Distracted by Rocks

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"I don't always make up geology jokes. But when I do, they rock" joke design

This funny I LICK ROCKS design with a smile face made of rocks and tongue sticking out is perfect for rock lickers & rockhounds who love licking rocks, geology and rockhounding. Great Christmas & birthday gift ideas for rockhounds & rock collectors.

..,and in my pockets, and in the glove box... Hello, I am the owner of Dirt Dames Rock, where we are all about the empowerment of women adventurers! These are my logo variation and branding designs, for Dirt Dames everywhere! We are women of science, of wonder and magic. We ask no permissions, and make no apologies for our feral spirit, our brilliant curiosity, explorers calling, or our broken nails. But, we are women, make no mistake, just our own brand of women, and of our own making. We are smart, we are brave, we laugh a lot and enjoy life. But mostly, to the world, "No, our name is not toots and we have our own maps, thank you!" Love, from my explorers <3 to yours! Thank you for visiting my shop! ~ Nyla

If the Neoarchean era is your favorite geologic time scale then this earth science design is for you!

My sediments exactly

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If the Archean Eon is your favorite geologic time scale then this earth science design is for you!

If the Cenozoic is your favorite geologic time scale then this earth science design is for you!

If the Paleozoic era is your favorite geologic time scale then this earth science design is for you!

Revolutionary style poster design exhorts all committed geologists and earth scientists to "Re-unite Pangea!" Get our (continental) drift?

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