Klingon Kids Hoodies

the mighty and honor-driven Klingon Warrior

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

firey and smart

alien skull not so much like a tomato

Chits!

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Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'. (With some added New Orleans Mardi Gras colors mixed in as well.)

for trekker

Klingons love the stuffed-crust pizza

It's the Picard version of FAFO

Pick your favorite ship, represent your crew, show your Starfleet pride with the new Ship Registry line of shirts!

A great mashup! Andorians representin'!

Beheadings are on Wednesdays

Star Trek Deep Space Nine Christmas sweater

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A Star Trek inspired design featuring a Klingon assassin's blade- good to have on hand for a return to the homeworld to regain your honor. As they say, "Today is a good day to buy!"

Capital of the so-called "Planet of Galactic Peace!"

The show we really need!

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You cannot take honor away from those who do not have it

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Get your GEEK on Trek Fans!

Don't tell her to relax.

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You know you want a Viking on your stuff.