Monty Python Black Knight Kids Hoodies

She Turned Me Into a Newt!

MONTY PYTHON

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

'TIS BUT A SCRATCH

Tis but a scratch!

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I'm feeling better now.

on his last limb

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!”

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.

Tis But A Scratch funny artwork inspired from the 1975 comedy movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail. King Arthur gets the better of the Black Knight by cutting off his limbs. However, despite losing his arms and legs slowly, the Black Knight refuses to yield and this is when he delivers the iconic quote "Just A Flesh Wound".

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Hilarious chess set design inspired by Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, featuring whimsical pieces that comically say 'NI' like the iconic knights, adding a touch of laughter to your chess game.

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

tis but a scratch!

Guardians Cross

We're on a Mission from God

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar!

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Coconuts Migrate

tis but a scratch

Darth Vader pre-suit, post-limbs throwing out Monty Python quotes!

Tablet

Supreme Executive Power 2020

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

Bedevere: “What makes you think she is a witch?” Peasant: “She turned me into a newt.” Bedevere: “A newt?” Peasant: “Well I got better.”

King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: Look! Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.