Portal Gun Kids Hoodies

This is the stairway to the unknown .. will you take the stairs ?

Join the ranks!

Two best buddies on an adventure.

The portal gun from the acclaimed Portal game, accompanied by the logo of the company that develops this weapon.

“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

Welcome to Aperture Labs. Enjoy your death! ...Uh, stay!

Embrace your gamer identity with this fun design, showcasing your mastery with the portal gun. Perfect for gaming sessions, a great gift for every player.

Logo of Aperture Laboratories.

"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot talk." -GLaDOS

A Weighted Companion Rubiks Cube!

Aperture Laboratories introduces the new Test Subject Replenishment Program. Bring your daughter or son to work and have them tested!

AdvoCat going through a Portal.

For SCIENCE!

For SCIENCE!

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Onward to science.

Portal's very own Cave Johnson giving the best advice on Lemons and Life... BURN THAT HOUSE DOWN!

3 Hues and a striped pattern.

This Cake is a Lie

Chell - Blue Variant

Chell - Orange Variant

Chell

We move swiftly!

When life gives you lemons... throw it back in their face!

Oh... It's You! You Monster! GLaDOS is not happy with you! The Testing will continue!

Someone is looking for you! Are YOU Still There?

grumpy funny scifi cat

Get Shwifty Quoted Design — Get schwifty, Rick, simple design, portal gun, green art, nerdy quote, watercolor quote, green, gotta get schwifty, aesthetic quote,

Portal 2's such a good game. And the first one. The second's my favorite, though.

HL3 and P3 confirmed!

Solve the puzzles with this Companion Cube.

Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

What if Derpy obtained a portal gun? :)

Wheatley is now in charge

The cake is a lie! If you've played Portal, you know the deal.

A design inspired by jacks curiosity with portals, this one leading him to a different and dangerous world!