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Quote from David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Mr Conway Twitty

Even this short seen with Billy Crystal is enough to make it a classic

Funny Train Wreck T-Shirt. Features stylized text that says “Sometimes, you have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.” Makes a great gift for people who love sarcasm. Available in men’s, women’s and kids’ sizes. Also comes on stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

I hate being summoned to these things for no reason.

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

Latin quote - Per aspera ad astra - through hardships to the stars

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

muhammad ali quote

People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis Sarcastic Graphic Novelty Funny

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!

Thats what she said

“Not all those who wander are lost”- J.R.R Tolkien I hope you enjoy this piece!

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!

I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

If you aren't at the table, you are on the menu - Ann Richards, democrat governor of Texas. Cool democratic party Texan gift for someone who works the polls and will vote blue.

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Everyone knows what Soylent Green is made of.

it's not a lie if you believe it.

Malcolm X quote - “I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it is for or against. I'm a human being, first and foremost, and as such I'm for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.”

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

You're no daisy, no daisy at all!

The Office Memes: Dwight CPR Certified

Funny Stay Positive

THE ELECTRIC CITY!

a design inspired by Chris Farley as the Lunch Lady.

beaming like the sun!

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Always follow the Doctor's advice, in any cases, don't blink. Good Luck.

Boats N Hoes Step Brothers.