Starbug Kids Hoodies

Duane Dibbley x Dune design

Pulled from one of Red Dwarfs greatest episodes, mechanoid Kryten finds himself as Jake Bullet! The kind of hard-living flat foot who gets the job done by cutting corners and bucking authority.

You can look your absolute smeggiest in this great T-Shirt. curry stains not included. You Sir are a Smeeeee Heeeeea, a complete and utter one

Everyone’s favourite mechanoid, Kryten from the Jupiter Mining Corporation’s Red Dwarf

Dave Listers Acerbic wit would become legendary. now you can own his very first on screen quip immortalised on your favourite garment

Red Dwarf: Season 5, episode 1, Holoship. “Niet Problemski” - Arnold J Rimmer

Hope you like it.

The Duke of Dork.

The Duke of Dork.

We all remember that Red Dwarf episode, the belief chip and poor Kryten's classic quote: 'No silicon heaven? Where would all the calculators go?' I had great fun drawing this one up, hope you like it as much as I do!

Everyones favourite smeg heads

One for the Dwarfers

Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf Smeg Head

Artists of the catchy tune Ohm!

Red Dwarf Fans Smeg Off

Not Chen? Not Peterson?

Series III Model

Smeg Head Nasa Logo Red Dwarf

SMEEEEEG!

Although smarter than ships computer Holly, Talkie Toaster was an annoying, monomaniacal, artificially-intelligent electric bread toaster obessessed with giving out toasted products. Purchased by Red Dwarf's Dave Lister whilst on planet-leave, we have Talkie Toasters immortal phrase 'Would You Like Some Toast' mocked up as if it were the Red Dwarf logo

Red Dwarf Kryten Smeg Off Funny

For Red Dwarf Fans

I wouldn't tangle with anything with more teeth than the Osmond family.

Kryten Red Dwarf Funny Comedy Scifi

The creator of the Talkie Toaster

Get this Red Dwarf Team Smeg Shirt design for any special occasion like Christmas, Mothers Fathers Day or a birthday It has all sizes for you to choose from. This shirt will be the perfect gift for someone special, family or an excellent shirt for you to have yourself. Don't hesitate to get it!

For Red Dwarf Fans

Red Dwarf - Series IV Episode 5 - Ace Rimmer - Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Better Dead than Smeg with red dwarf ring

Lister gets confused by a 14b.

Just don't break your tooth.

Jupiter Mining Corporation

"Mr Flibble is very cross..."

Talkie Toaster Red Dwarf Fan

Red Dwarf.