Team Tsunami Kids Hoodies

well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions....

I heard a perfect description... "she's like a bag of rainbow skittles with bad words on them and black centers."

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Don't make me run you over with my wheelchair.

Let's Roll; with a wheelchair in place of the O and flames out the back

Mama Bear: such a sweet way to say I'd tear you open and eat your insides of you hurt my child.

I have absolutely no desire to fit in - with a rainbow striped zebra laying over an A.

Decaf only works if you throw it at people - with flying coffee

Cartoon; disgruntled female wearing a boot with mud splats in the background

A companion to the Cranky design.

Be Your Own Hero, framing a super logo with an active wheelchair icon inside

exiled for the good of the realm

In our own way, we're all brave. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough.

Crossed oars pattern

I want pizza. Not your opinion.

This is the design that started all my wheelchair sports designs; I wanted a triathlon shirt that actually represented what I was doing, so I made my own!

Catch . Drive . Release . Recover

My adaptive sports designs turned into a graffiti pattern!

Workout status: But did you die?

I won't quit, but I will cuss the whole time

Be Kind, It's Free - Asexual Unicorn

win backwards

It's not swagger, I'm just sore

In honor of my most favorite flannel pajama pants (that are no longer flannel), I designed a new version of it.

I shoot people; under a camera with a rainbow lens

Follow your intuition. Be smart, be brave, tell the truth, and don't take any shit.

Introvert: please don't talk to me

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, glitter, and fireworks.

Dracula had it right. Sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into a thousand bats to get out of a social situation.

Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.

Primary Ciliary Dyskinesia Awareness Rainbow - orange

Total Chaos Awareness Rainbow - blue, orange, rainbow zebra for those with rare, undiagnosed, and/or multiple disorders that feel like total chaos.

I keep hitting the space bar, but I'm still on Earth.... and my keyboard has an attitude ;)

Skull and crossed oars... my favorite rowing shirt!

In honor of a friend.. what do you do when it gets hard? You row harder.