Too Long Kids Hoodies

This is a digital illustration of a mobius strip with a human crawling along it.

if you are not too long I will wait here for you all my life

Long Live All The Magic We Made

\m/ 8-bit Heavy Metal Tribute. \m/ Artwork ©2016 Kale Menges

Cute illustration of a little blue and white tuxedo kitten happily asleep on a stack of books that were too long so she didn't read them. In internet lingo TL;DR.

She's protective of that swan!

A cute cartoon orange cat sits next to a laptop with TL;DR (too long didn't read) on the screen. A fun design for teachers, professors, geeks, nerds, and anyone who communicates by email or text!

Don't look for too long, or you'll get eaten..

Meet the sassy skeletons! This is 1 of 9 different sassy skeletons available, all speaking to our hearts with their adorable pessimism.

Too Long ; Didn't Read

A cute cartoon puppy is eating a newspaper because it was too long to read. A cute design for dog lovers or anyone who has ever thought TL;DR.

Too long; didn't read.

In black Graduate and Edo fonts, this is an excerpt from a quote from Carl Sagan's The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark “One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”

"TL;DR" text in the style of Black/Death/Heavy metal band logos.

Provoking meme, relating to text's being too long to read. Will dismantle any text immediately!

A cute cartoon dog and a ginger cat express their love of reading by playing with a manuscript they found in their owner's desk. A great design for animal lovers, authors, bookworms and editors.

Said this to friend at his granddaddy’s wake…. He found it funny so morally this is ok

Subtly inform everyone that you didn't have time to read whatever it was they expected you to read with this witty Teal Deer

A minimal typography design, of the acronym TLDR in white colored text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

In white Graduate and Edo fonts, this is an excerpt from a quote from Carl Sagan's The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark “One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”

Hating Everything is Not the Same Thing as Having an Opinion. Too Much Coffee Man.

This is about when time feels like torture. I completed this illustration in the summer of 2023.

Simple white letters on black background: "I've had altogether too much day". How are some days like this? You start out strong and by lunch you're ready to disappear into the woods. It's too peopley out there.

Gets aging in the sky

My version of a 1970s feminist protest button I admire. Time to get a little nasty, ladies.

"TL;DR" text.

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Reminder that standup is taking too long. Scrum meetings taking forever, every programmer, coder, hacker or coworker swag wear to code in style. Developer tech is fun, wear the geek swag and make your software in style is funnier. Stand up and checkout the burndown chart. All the story points and estimates are often best when full of fun dev gear. Get your developer gear, for frontend and backend developers. Devops, sysadmin and SRE ruling the servers. Code father wear. Fun birthday present. Perfect gift for Mom / Dad / Kids / Aunt / Uncle / Father / Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Sister / Brother / Wife / Husband.

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Love the #DORK shared GUniverse's comic book podcast? Get some merch like Doc and Friar to show off TLDR's fresh logo.