Yiddish Kids Hoodies

Me zogt "mir lebn in a gezelshaft" un ale vern meshuge! מע זאָגט אַז „מיר לעבן אין אַ געזעלשאַפֿט‟ און אַלע ווערן משוגע!

Yidn, redt Yidish! A new take on two famous campaigns.

We won't return to normalcy, because normalcy was the problem. מיר וועלן זיך נישט אומקערן צו דער נאָרמאַלקייט, ווײַל די נאָרמאַלקייט איז געווען די פראָבלעם. Mir veln zikh nisht umkern tsu der normalkeyt, vayl di normalkeyt iz geven di problem.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a great enemy of the Jewish people, hence his collaboration with far-right antisemites worldwide. בנימין נתניהו איז אַ גרויסער שׂונא פֿונעם ייִדישן פֿאָלק. Binyomin Nesanyohu iz a groyser soyne funem yidishn folk.

"Donald Tromp iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Donald Trump is a shtick dreck."

"No pasarán" in Yiddish: Zey Veln Nisht Durkhgeyn! זיי וועלן נישט דורכגיין!

This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Yiddish for Klutz,

"I'm a wolf" in Yiddish (כ׳בין אַ וואָלף, kh'bin a volf).

This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Make this simple and gay statement to anyone who can read it.

The word "Jew" in Yiddish (ייִד yid) in the cursive Yiddish script.

Shed your Gatkes. Tell it like it is. Nisht gefonfit! Oh hell! Damn it!!

"Ron DeSentis iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Ron DeSantis is a shtick dreck."

On the left we don't say "Let's Go Brandon," we say "fuck Joe Biden" like adults. On the Jewish left many of us say "Dzhou Baydn iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Joe Biden is a shtick dreck." All profits from this design will fund Unicorn Riot.

The word "Jew" in Yiddish (ייִד yid) in the cursive Yiddish script.

The Komets Alef (Kometz Aleph), a symbol of Yiddish.

When you know, you know. Gehe. Gesund.

Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Shoyn genug - enough already!

"I'm a cat" in Yiddish (כ׳בין אַ קאַץ, kh'bin a kats).

ווער עס מאַכט פֿון זיך אַ חיה, ווערט דער פּטור פֿונעם ווייטיק פֿון זײַן אַ מענטש. ver es makht fun zikh a khaye, vert der poter funem veytik fun zayn a mentsh. He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

The word "Jew" in Yiddish (ייִד yid) in the cursive Yiddish script.

"A dank, kh'hob es faynt" - the original Yiddish version of "Thanks, I hate it."

Based on the infamous English-language meme: נידער מיט ציס (nider mit tsis, "Down With Cis") with a picture of a bus on it.

Say it in Yiddish! No problem/no problemo/ein ba'ayah! (Hebrew version also available) - a great idea for positive folks :)

"I'm a cat" in Yiddish (כ׳בין אַ קאַץ, kh'bin a kats).

This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Feygele and proud? Tell the world. Whether you're a little bird or a very queer individual, this is for you.

Social justice is good, actually. דער געזעלשאַפֿטלעכער יושר איז גוט, פֿאַקטיש. Der gezelshaftlekher yoysher iz gut, faktish.

Are you a tired Jew? Let the world know: די ייִדן זענען מיד.

Feygele and proud? Tell the world. Whether you're a little bird or a very queer individual, this is for you.

Geboyrn kdey tsu shtarbn, velt iz a kholerye, harge zey ale 1989, ikh bin amorets, 410,757,864,530 toyte politsyantn

Does your sister like to shop? Does your bubbie like to buy you judaica that you never asked for? Does your uncle Mordecai like to spend all day in the Brookstone tinkering with the gadgets? Get them a T-shirt or maybe a tote bag to keep their chachkies in.

לײַדן איז נישט קיין מצװה. Laydn iz nisht keyn mitzve. Suffering isn't a mitzvah; that's a goyishe zach.