Sarcasm + The sarcasm is strong with this one Kids T-Shirt

inspired by The sarcasm is strong with this one. I suppose it would be too much to expect that my extensive knowledge and expertise on this subject matter could actually be expressed in writing. I mean, why write something down if you can just keep it all in your head? But sure, I'll give it a try. After all, the best way to explain something is with an anecdote - or two! Even though colloquial language might not always be considered the most academic, there's no denying its charm - and besides, who likes reading bland and lifeless prose anyways? Plus using uncommon words adds a nice flair to any phraseology, making it stand out among all the other cookie-cutter pieces of text out there. So here goes nothing...