Party Kids T-Shirt

If you can dance with wild abandon, yet keep your balance true, And still retain your dignity while doing the limbo too; If you can handle spicy snacks and not let your breath fail, Or calmly sip a strong cocktail without turning pale; If you can do all this, my friend, and not let pride inflate, Nor think yourself above the crowd or think the crowd is great; Yours is the joy of every party, every room and hall, And, which is more, you'll be a hit with one and all.