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“Strange abominations pass evermore between earth and moon and athwart the galaxies” From The Beast of Averoigne, by Clark Ashton Smith

It’s summer time, it’s time to relax on the black sand of R’lyeh beach and swim in the South Pacific Ocean. The Great Old Lifeguard’s here to assist you and make you feel safe. Have fun.

Cthulhu cassette, a LoveCraft Mixtape

lovecraftian evolution

Cute Kermit in Halloween costumes. Perfect gift for Halloween season.

Dive into the realm of eldritch horrors with 'The Eldritch Plague's Physician'! This captivating artwork features a plague doctor shrouded in mystery, draped in ominous purple robes adorned with eyes, and encircled by sinister green tentacles. Embrace the enigmatic allure of the unknown and add a touch of eldritch intrigue to your collection. Larger print for Tees, without bloodspatter background.

In the eerie silence of an ancient library, books come to life in a green ethereal glow. Ideal for those enchanted by mysticism and the allure of gothic fantasy, this piece whispers untold stories.

Confused spawn of Cthulhu, wtf ?

"It was called...'The Esoteric Order of Dagon', and was undoubtedly a debased, quasi-pagan thing imported from the East a century before..." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth

Don't be scared of the monsters in the depth of the ocean, wear them!

The eldritch horrors are lurking somewhere in space.

Immerse yourself in the cosmic chaos as Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic entity, looms ominously over a mesmerizing array of polyhedral dice. This design captures the eldritch power and mystique of the Great Old One, bringing a touch of Lovecraftian allure to your tabletop adventures. Embrace the darkness and roll the dice with Cthulhu's blessing!

Enter the surreal realm of eldritch delight with 'Brewing Chaos, one sip at a time.' Witness Cthulhu himself indulging in a cosmic coffee ritual, blending the chaotic forces of the deep with the invigorating power of caffeine. This whimsical design combines Lovecraftian horror with a touch of humor, as the cosmic entity takes a break from chaos to enjoy a good cup of joe. Perfect for fans of the macabre and those who find solace in the surreal, this design is a unique celebration of the unexpected in every sip.

Salvador Dali painting Cthulhu

A design resembling a D20 dice of grotesque eldritch horror inspired by horror tabletop rpgs TTRPGs. © This design is property of Maratus Funk under copyright. Any unauthorised reproduction or copying of the products or images featured on this website and belonging to Maratus Funk may result in legal action.

H.P Lovecraft's Cthulhu and other cosmic horrors in the form of a classic kung-fu movie poster

Get down with the Heavy-C! Straight Outta Dunwich

But now beneath the hunter's moon / their unleashing all but soon / Bright blue lighting fire up in room / their legions are ready to bring your doom

"Songs that the Hyades shall sing/Where flap the tatters of the King/Must die unheard in/Dim Carcosa." To know his is to go mad, and Mr. Chambers' macabre creation had admirers as grand as Lovecraft, who wrote what might be termed fan references into his stories. Here is the King in all his turn-of-the-century glory. Modified from a public domain original in the NYPL.

It's looking at you!

"And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished, for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare." — H. P. Lovecraft, "Nyarlathotep"

“Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.” - H.P. Lovecraft, "The Dunwich Horror"

"...shocking and uncouth black things with smooth, oily, whale-like surfaces, unpleasant horns that curved inward toward each other, bat wings whose beating made no sound, ugly prehensile paws, and barbed tails that lashed needlessly and disquietingly. And worst of all, they never spoke or laughed, and never smiled because they had no faces at all to smile with, but only a suggestive blankness where a face ought to be. All they ever did was clutch and fly and tickle; that was the way of night-gaunts." - H. P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath

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“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown

a blue Cthulhu creature who will catch a slave who is holding a torch

Dive into the eerie depths of Lovecraftian lore with this stunning stained glass design featuring the iconic visage of Cthulhu. Crafted in a mesmerizing array of colors and intricate patterns, this otherworldly artwork beckons viewers into the cosmic realm of ancient gods and eldritch horrors. Embrace the mystique of the Great Old One with this unique design, perfect for fans of the macabre and the arcane.

Mr Nyarlothetep was timid about sharing his madness with others at first, but knew he had to reach out to others on behalf of the Outer Gods as their deputy of hidden and terrible powers. Every one is scared sometimes. Being brave is being scared and doing what needs to be done anyway!

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown

A logo for the NMA&MA College in the podcast Ain't Slayed Nobody with Cowboy Cthulhu

HP Lovecraft design that went from a drawing (just HP and Cthulhu) to this using some Photoshop techniques.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Cthulhu rising from the abyss

Don't look up is good advice! Giant tentacles reaching down from storm clouds !