Chasing Amy Kids T-Shirts

I assure you we're open

FUNPLOYEE SHIRT

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in,next to soccer."

A funny cartoon illustration of Jay and Silent Bob, smoking a blunt, while riding a unicorn, with a rainbow mane. A funny shirt for people who love the movie Clerks, and marijuana, cannabis.

Blunt-tastic pixel style Bluntman and Chronic! Put away your bong-sabers and head back to the Bluntcave...

Taurus isn’t always serious, they have a goofy side that loves to laugh

Unique prints. Beautiful and custom made works of art.

Silent Bob: Hunter of the VHS tape

The mythical lost and still to be discovered Jay Laurel & Bob Hardy movie!

Jay and Silent Bob Lil BFFs

The Dynamic Hetero-Duo.

Jay And Silent Bob Jay And Silent Bob Jay And Silent Bob

The dynamic, troublesome duo of Clerks the Animated Series...

You see us as you want to see us- in the most simplest terms,in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is not even supposed to be here today...and a guy who sells cigarettes to children...and a fat silent man in a overcoat...a girl who sucked 37 dicks...and a foul mouth weed dealer... Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Clerks.

Snootchie Bootchies Soup

Jay and Silent Bob enjoy downtime.

How many?

Applesauce B*tch

Bow to me

I assure you, we are open. Give a nod to the Clerks universe & assure the world that you are a Kevin Smith fan with this clever nod to the movie world of the Clerks franchise.

Snoochie boochies

Eat your heart out Buffalo Bill! Goodbye horses.... Here are Jay and Silent Bob in my favorite scene from Clerks II. Notice Bob is not wearing his usual big coat!

Deliciously decadent cow pie desserts!

Mooby the Golden Calf has something special for you!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA

Your mother's a tracer!

My entry to the TeePubic Jay and Silent Bob Competition. Inspired by Kevin Smith's characters of Jay and Silent Bob (Obviously), but more importantly their superhero alter ego's "Bluntman and Chronic". Featuring a style based on the cover art of Batman's classic "Death in the Family" I love how this turned out.

A shirt for our podcast where we breakdown the Jay and silent Bob movies 1 minute at a time starting with the classic Clerks.

Line from Olaf's Berserker from Clerks as heard on Jay and Silent Bob minute

You Dumb Bastard… it’s a schooner. Not a sailboat!

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Moooooooooooooo!

The shirt for the podcaster who has everything... except time to do anything except podcast.

Jay and silent bob

Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks