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The Treachery of Continuous Integration (apologies to Magritte)

IT teams who practice DevOps often use containers in their workflow. In such an environment "It works in my container" is a programmer excuse you may here more often than its popular predecessor "It works on my machine". A design for software developers and engineers with a sense of humor who work on containerized applications. It shows the Shrug unicode emoticon, a famous Internet meme, and the prospective top excuse in DevOps teams. Great for work and tech geek events.

Devops is one of the best ways to follow the agile methodology but, if you include cybersecurity in such mechanisms, it becomes DevSecOps which is a good way to discover vulnerabilities and flaws in the code in earlier development stages in an automated basis. This the third version with a linked hexagonal style.

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"Warning Friday Deployer" is the perfect gift for all software developer. Great for Birthday, B-Day or Christmas. For mom, dad, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, grandpa, grandma, friends or colleagues

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One of the measures to reduce the risk of being compromised is to reduce the attack surface which means, closing ports, disabling unnecessary services or daemons, removing unused accounts and uninstalling not required packages. Therefore, here it comes the Alpine Linux which brings strictly only the necessary components. This is a black background with white letters design version.

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The great thing about idempotent jokes: they're funny, no matter how many times you tell them. Buy one of these for your devops friend.

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Python is an interpreted, high-level and general-purpose programming language. Python's design philosophy emphasizes code readability with its notable use of significant whitespace.

The leading open source automation server, Jenkins provides hundreds of plugins to support building, deploying and automating any project.

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Containers are a popular choice in modern computer software development. In such an environment "It works in my container" is a programmer excuse you may here more often than its popular predecessor "It works on my machine". A design for developers, engineers and programmers with a sense of humor who work on containerized applications. It shows the "Shrug" unicode emoticon, a famous Internet meme, and the prospective top excuse in IT. Ideal for job, meetings and conferences.

Developers need heroes. Every programmer, coder or coworker swag wear to code in style. Developer tech is fun, wear the geek swag and make your software in style is funnier. Code father wear. Software development is often best when full of fun dev gear. Get your developer gear, for frontend and backend developers. Devops, sysadmin and SRE ruling the servers. Fun birthday present. Perfect gift for Mom / Dad / Kids / Aunt / Uncle / Father / Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Sister / Brother / Wife / Husband.

This design takes the 127.0.0.1 IP address and places a location pin above it meaning ‘here I am with my computer’. The IP address 127.0.0.1 is a special-purpose IPv4 address and is called the localhost or loopback address. All computers use this address as their own, this address is assigned to the local system and can not be used by other systems. 127.0.0.1 in networking terms is ‘this computer’.

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I Am Root. Every programmer, coder, hacker or coworker swag wear to code in style. Developer tech is fun, wear the geek swag and make your software in style is funnier. Software development is often best when full of fun dev gear. Get your developer gear, for frontend and backend developers. Devops, sysadmin and SRE ruling the servers. Code father wear. Fun birthday present. Perfect gift for Mom / Dad / Kids / Aunt / Uncle / Father / Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Sister / Brother / Wife / Husband.

Never Underestimate the power of a Coder! A coder is a person who writes code for computer programs.

Kubernetes, K8s, is a popular open-source container orchestration platform, used for automating the deployment, scaling, and management of containerized applications. This is a design with a cool font in Red.

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