Fail Kids T-Shirts

World's greatest example of a failure.

Sail We Must, a tribute to Andrew Weatherall. Hand drawn over several days in very high resolution

Natural one time.

Stand out from the crowd with this, Failure is not an Option design. Or that perfect gift for family and friends. Thank you for your support.

Guess I'll Die - DnD

Rolling a one is never good.

Failure is Absolutely an Option

You lost. Again.

You've reached the top. Almost. But you're not advancing any further my friend. For the BOSS is now upon you and you're in trouble. Muster up all you've got. You're go'na need it...

Another Roosevelt quote, you will always make mistakes but will learn from them – only those who do nothing won’t make them, so go ahead and mess up occasionally! Please note, the black copy prints best on lighter backgrounds – use the white version for stronger colours (Don’t be afraid to make mistakes – White)

The Mad God Moriarty revels in chaos and laughs when you roll a Crit Fail. TTRPG gamers beware, for the fantasy world of Deus Portas’ most notorious deity has his dread eyes on you.

It's a big fat NOPE when you roll a 1. Point made clearer with a purple d20 to nail home that sense of dread, fear, and DOOOM. Get this for your friends who cant seem to stop rolling critical fails as a reminder to get some luckier dice!

We have all been there: feeling like we are wandering in some wilderness, ready to give up. Whether your wilderness is real or theoretical, it is okay to acknowledge that feeling. It is what we do after that matters. Wear this shirt to remind yourself of that.

This year has rolled a double Crit on the whole world

The worst rolls usually do make for the best stories. Those epic moments that need to be shared. Roll that natural one and accept the critical failure for what it is... a gift. There are a few versions of this one with a different colored die.

This is not going well.

Our classic logo, now emblazoned on more merch than ever before!

A Typographic turn of phrase for your wearing pleasure.

i tried it at home

It's ok we understand it is safer inside than out. Go ahead and stay inside and play some DnD!

Quality time with the floor

When your die fails you one too many times...

You should take risk and learn from your mistakes, the key to success is never giving up. Just keep trying.

(Optimal on Phone case)

It was a snaccident. A funny t-shirt with a pile of delicious donuts. For those times when you just can't say no to a snack.

Overrated

Stroke my tail and you won't fail! The Cat of good luck won't let you down.

I Tried IT at Home Science Project

Digital painting of Drew Doughty

Here is “God Is Within Her She Will Not Fall" collection for you! You can add this to your own collection or gift it to your friends and loved ones. Thank you for your time! Have a blessed shopping experience!

Usually, art is subjective...in your case however, it's decidedly less so.

This is fine. Nat 1 Critical Fail DnD inpired t-shirt

In loving memory of DeeDee MegaDooDoo.

Crying Is A Free Action

Dress caught in knickers - this is the look I was going for!

A fun play on the misspelling of Satan