Full Metal Jacket Kids T-Shirts

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The Kubrick and Spielberg mashup that needed to happen

Full Metal Jacket classic Retro T-shirt

Born to uphold the law

Is that you John Wayne?

Portrait of the late great Stanley Kubrick

This is my blaster. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My blaster is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blaster is useless. Without my blaster, I am useless. I must fire my blaster true. I must shoot straighter than the Stormtroopers, who are trying to kill me. I must shoot them before they shoot me. I will. Before the Force I swear this creed: my blaster and myself are defenders of my galaxy, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no Empire, but peace.

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Signature of the late great Stanley Kubrick

FRONT FRONT ART "This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine" a great gift for all fans of Full Metal Jacket, Aliens and gun lovers alike. Choose your colour and size below and then ADD TO CART to complete you purchase.

Mashup of full metal jacket and judge dredd.

Surfin bird!

Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

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Channel the unrelenting spirit of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman with our 'Because I Am Hard' tee. This iconic quote from the movie 'Full Metal Jacket' captures the essence of his tough-as-nails character. Whether you're a fan of the film or admire his unyielding resolve, this tee is a tribute to resilience and determination.

Directors series

We've meticulously paused every title from all of Stanley Kubrick films, created vectors, and listed out the director's amazing career... All in one design. This is for those Kubrick lovers out there.

Stanley Kubrick’s credit at the end of Eyes Wide Shut. If you men only *knew*.

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Whiplash - Alternative Movie Poster

This salty fox has seen some things.

"This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine" a great gift for all fans of Full Metal Jacket and gun lovers alike. Choose your colour and size below and then ADD TO CART to complete you purchase.

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Danny in The Shining

Horror, Thriller, Movie.

The Deer Hunter - Alternative Movie Poster

Director spin on Full Metal Jacket

Yes, it's that malevolent upward leer that betrays a cinematic psycho from the master, Stanley Kubrick. Perfect for the sociopath in your life...

"This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine" a great gift for all fans of Full Metal Jacket and gun lovers alike. Choose your colour and size below and then ADD TO CART to complete you purchase.

A jab from a well-known movie, and a nice design to boot!

Apocalypse Now - Alternative Movie Poster

Full metal jacket inspired Bee