Funny Quotes Kids T-Shirts

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a hockey game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to hockey or dogs.

Look at all those chickens goose meme

Shooter McGavin is the main antagonist in the 1996 live action film, Happy Gilmore. He is a talented but incredibly arrogant sportsman who delights in winning lots of money and praise while firing his caddies at will.

For each friend that tries just a bit too much, give them some advice ;)

The quote, "Is that a weed?" in an iPhone text bubble.

The sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man sending back soup at a deli...

They're a giving bunch, those hockey players. They give blood, freely and often. Show that you support the cause with the eBrush Design classic design.

From the episode "Treehouse of Horror VI" of The Simpsons.

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

Be proud of your active ADHD brain! Boast about your neurology with this colorful design. Black block letters above say "ADHD." In the center, a human brain with greyscale mathematical formulas on the left hemisphere, and an explosion of colorful creativity on the right. Below the image, in smaller black lettering: "I have more thoughts before breakfast than you have all day long!"

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

It Is What It Is And It Is Not Great

If I fits, I sits

Really it is, cacti are 94% water when fully hydrated. Google told me that.

sarcasm

A minimal digital typographic design that states the saying "I Don't Curse I Speak Fluent Trucker with a Sailor Dialect and a Construction Accent" - humor - sarcastic word art - memes.

You're killin me smalls

Get some.

If it seems like up is down, and wrong is right, these days, here's an expression for these times. Where is common sense, now?

love your sushi roll

Goodfellas

life is hard

Perfect humorous Sarcasm It's How I Hug present for mom dad aunt uncle brother sister grandma grandpa friends or co-workers on christmas thanksgiving halloween anniversary holidays.

And then he calls for Mum While he's suckin' his thumb You see, he doesn't want to play

Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

Lets Eat Kids (Punctuation Saves Lives)

Funny nurse quotes vintage graphics. If there are no ups and downs in your life it means you're dead. Really cool gift tees for nursing school students, nurse moms, dad, aunt - best nursing funny sayings.

Darn It Im Addicted To Drugs Funny Meme Quote Gift

Get your dad laughing with this funny shirt Father's Day 'Your Dad is My Cardio '

Kirk Lazarus

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Don't Be a Richard

PILOTS Funny Aviation

Law Of Attraction Spiritual Buddha Meditation Quote

Relax Nothing is Under Control | Funny Tshirts | Philosophy Shirt People are too uptight. Add some relaxing advice to your wardrobe with this funny "Relax nothing is under control" design or give it as the perfect gift to that friend with the controlling personality. Great shirt for meditation.

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