History Podcast Kids T-Shirts

I heart tech!

Bourbon: America's Spirit

Stuff your brain!

I'm with the Banned!

The classic logo with magenta lettering

Happiness is all these things combined.

The Land Whale Logo in full beautiful color!

The classic Aufhebunga Bunga logo with white lettering

A throwback to the days when potatoes were a forbidden fruit. Featuring original art by Weirdest Thing superfan Kristal Cardona of PaperHoundCo!

Yummy space food!

Rube Goldberg machine logo.

The classic small Drum History Logo with no text.

Stay Safe Iran! All of Ethnically Ambiguous' proceeds from sales of this design will go to benefit Relief International.

If you're a parent then you've heard the classic line, "don't yuck on someones yum!" But Rachel and Maggie do just that in their show about the crazy history of parenting

Our classic logo, now emblazoned on more merch than ever before!

This is the show's cover art on the merchandise of your choice. Represent the show wherever you go!

Arabic text in the shape of a crescent moon spelling out "Ethnically Ambiguous"

70s-style alternative logo

Show your support for our podcast and share the inside jokes in this epic design by Jayel Draco.

Stuff You Missed In History Class Pride Logo

I bought this shirt for a Princely Sum!

Longboi Media logo in white.

Prove you're not a robot!

A catchphrase for the ages.

A modern take on the Dark Histories butterfly logo.

Behind The Bastards Narratives

Flag flown by George Washington's cruisers in 1775. American Revolution Podcast logo on back (t-shirt only)

In 1776, an American Quaker fell ill with a fever. Upon waking, the preacher formally known as Jemima Wilkinson claimed to have died and been reanimated as a genderless evangelist named the Public Universal Friend, and shunned both birth name and gendered pronouns. The Friend preached in androgynous clothes and founded a genderless community in New England, known as the Society of Universal Friends. Show your own throwing off of the binary with this design by Asher Silverman and celebrate Independence from Gender!

American Revolution Round Table of South Jersey (without the NJ silhouette).

The classic DH butterfly logo. DH butterfly logo designed by longtime listener, Courtney Donkersteeg.

Because the best stories are in the footnotes!

Because the best stories are in the footnotes!

Damn near everything in Anglo Saxon medicine involved horse dung. Show your support for natural, gluten-free, artisanal cures!

Sad, but true.

A Victorian twist on the Dark Histories Logo, inspired by the Penny Newspapers of the day. Hand drawn by listener and artist Hannah Friederichs.

A cheeky take on one of Dark Histories most popular episodes and a bit of dark humour injected into the line-up with an homage to the Raft of Medusa episode. Fine dining for the shipwrecked. Everyone loves a bit of BBQ, right?