Mallrats Kids T-Shirts

A Dante Hicks/Clerks inspired design

Line from Olaf's Berserker from Clerks as heard on Jay and Silent Bob minute

The shirt for the podcaster who has everything... except time to do anything except podcast.

Snooch to the nooch

He's crying man. Literally brought to tears.

Jay And Silent Bob

Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks

Deliciously decadent cow pie desserts!

A delicious-looking soft pretzel with coarse salt.

Jay from Kevin Smith's View Askew-niverse has some wise words about his favorite combustible.

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Another alternate logo for Fatman Beyond, based on a familiar rock and roll band's logo.

Quick Stop Groceries

Our boys poised and ready for hijinx. Snoogans!

From the episode "The Trouble with Trillions" of The Simpsons.

This cool and funny shirt is inspired by those classic knitted winter holiday sweaters with raindeers, snowflakes, christmas treess, santa claus and snow. This is a perfect gift or present for the one you love.

Schaumburg Fire Station 52 mascot, 'The Mallrats'

The "Mallrats" era Dynamic Duo hanging out at the mall in front of the pet store, practicing the Jedi mind trick! At least it ain't a very uncomfortable place! Gerbils, gerbils gerbils!!! Snootchy bootchie noochies!!

Jay and Bob from their short time in "Chasing Amy" (The best of Kevin Smiths movies by far because of the title-giving story Bob tells). Keep collecting those phat envelopes yo..... Do or do not...

Clerks X

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Looking stylish and just trying to meet women or make a profit, Jay and Bob ended up prophets for the descendant of Jesus, due to a loophole in Dogma. I knew all along they were meant for greatness... Bonnnnggg

Silent Bob 37

I was trying to come up with famous duos to mash up with Jay and Silent Bob when this idea struck me. I hope you like it!

IYKYK

"Applesauce Bitch"

When @HankGreen of Vlogbrothers fame coined the phrase "The Sad Gap," describing the hopeless time between learning about a social problem and then actually gaining expertise enough able to help resolve it, I saw the opportunity for BRANDING! Original concept here: https://twitter.com/kurtjmac/status/1515092328544817152

Stop Cruddy Lung

A shirt to support your favorite Jay and silent Bob Minute podcast. Jay and silent Bob Minute.

Helping the world one Orangutan at a time! Jay and Bob do some good on their way to save the Bluntman and Chronic movie. HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA KICK SOME ASS!!!

Red Bank represent.

From their humble beginnings in black and white movies outside the Quick Stop, this dynamic duo of hetero lifemates went on to star in many fine films! Their thespian skill gained them roles alongside the most talented of orangutans, and even with the lead of the greatest movie ever, "Phantoms". It was the bomb! At the pinnacle of their careers they walked the halls of the greatest Canadian television series, "Degrassi". Congratulations on all your fine work, Kevin James and Jason Lee! Snoochie boochies! MESSAGE ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE DESIGN IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SPOT ON THE ITEM YOU WANT! (OR FOR A DIFFERENT SIZE FOR THE PICTURE ON THE ITEM) Also check me out on Deviantart at http://gkillerb.deviantart.com/

The logo for the award winning podcast "Jay and Silent Bob Minute" which covers all the Jay and Silent Bob movies one minute at a time.

This is an original and 100% exclusive Comicones design for the Teepublic Jay and Silent Bob competition.