Matt Foley Kids T-Shirts

Gift your favorite chris forley merch!

Unique design by Awkward Turtle Tees

If you are a Chris Farley / Matt Foley fan then you will love this tee! Featuring a retro distressed style, and a funky van down by a river! Show off that you have been taking some Matt Foley Motivational Classes to learn how to live in a van down by the river! Keep a beloved character alive with this cool design.

Deconstruction of Van Gogh's self portrait

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

VINTAGE - Callahan Auto Parts

Legend.

Looking for a motivational speech? Do you want to live in VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER‽ Well we've got the shirt for you.

He's 35. Thrice divorced, and lives in a VAN down by the RIVER!!! Chris Farley's outrageously hilarious character takes on the demanding job of mall santa.

Joe Dirt classed up with an E at the end

Chris Farley You Have Derailed funny hair design

A cartoon illustration of Chris Farley on stage lit up by a large yellow stage light. A tribute to a comedy legend, Lejund, tryst answers character Matt Foley.

Your favorite Chris Farley Merch!

Unique Chris Farley shirt. Perfect for any FAN!

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