Monty Python Black Knight Kids T-Shirts

Taunting French Guard I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

Bring me a shurbery

A tribute to the bridge keeper

The black knight is invincible.

The Black Knight

If only they had paid attention to the sign

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

Monty Python Mean Girls

I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

The young child defends the tree house

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

If you want to get around in camelot days you need to properly equip for travel. These coconuts are the right things you need to help you and Patsy get around the countryside

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Passed On...

Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Hope you like it.

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This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

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The Black Knight from Monty Python's search for the holy grail is here to keep people from passing you.

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

Run Away!

Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

I am he who can summon fire without flint or tinder.

Tis but a scratch!

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

The greatest of taunts for all pig-dogs.