Mst3k Kids T-Shirts

Tom Servo and Crooooow!

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How many nicknames can an action hero have? A stylized rendition of a beefy space hero and his multiple riff-induced aliases.

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

The many names of David Ryder.

A salute to music appreciation & gender identification. You can have the spirit of music inside and outside! Inspired by the old educational short seen on a certain mysteriously scientific theatrical program.

Pour yourself a tall glass of reconst and get fat on flavo fibes. inspired by the 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' epsidode of MTS3K. Won't you?

Flyin' fightin' men to a certain Red Zone, Coleman Francis' favorite air service. "Will flie you anywhere?" Mostly Cuba. In 1961. "I'm Cherokee Jack!"

Mr. B Natural, classically skewered in one of the best MST3K segments ever, is honored in this new drawing.

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Next Sunday A.D...

Project Moonbase

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

Daddy-O

I take care of the place while the Master is away.

Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!

Battle of the Beer Bellies! A sloppy, loose-cannon LA cop takes on a hockey-haired hellion from the north!

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Viking Women and the Sea Serpent

Deep Hurting (MST3K)

From their satellite above they dealt out merciless judgment-- no terrible movie was safe from their derision!

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I L♡VE Mystery Science Theater 3000. It truly saved my life at time when I was working only graveyard schedules and was deeply depressed. When MST3k came on late at night on the Comedy Channel, it always cheered me up and made my life worth living! The Nike and DC shirts with words running down them have driven me a tad batty so I decided, as a MiSTie, I would throw out my own mock with the Cave callbacks! ALL the Cave Callbacks!

Here's Crow from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reimagined as a rubber duck!

Take a tour around scenic New Mexico I mean Cuba or New Mexico, Well there's plenty of sky diving footage. It's kinda like Manos without the Lucid plot... also Coffee.

Inspired by the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood t-shirts of the '80s!

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Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Great MST3K science fiction movies

In the Not Too Distant Future...

Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.

100% Deep Hurting woven into the fabric of this experimental design…

Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

Retro 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man! Complete with his classic query quote.

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

For most, Manos: Hands of Fate is their favorite MST3K episode, but Eegah holds a special place in my heart. "Watch out for snakes!" This is the Mystery Science Theater episode I can always rewatch.