Oz Kids T-Shirts

Queen Lurline - She is the Queen of the Fairies enchanted the Land of Oz centuries ago so that it became a fairy country.

Dorothy Gale

Hey! It's that one quote from that one movie!

The witch protecting from the rain

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

Chibi-Scarecrow

Scarecrow

Dorothy's back in the rubber duck edition of The Wizard of Oz!

*Logo by T. Craft, Ike Morgan & John R. Neill Based on the extravaganza by L Frank Baum "The Woggle-Bug" a show full of fun, wonderful songs, and plenty of humor.

Beware The Wheelers

Flying Monkey Sticker Army

A HEART IS NOT JUDGED HOW MUCH YOU LOVE; BUT BY HOW MUCH YOU ARE LOVED BY OTHERS. - L. FRANK BAUM, THE WIZARD OF OZ

Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.

A reminder to never put an ad in the personals that reads "willing to do anything for 8 dollars an hour"

Wear your "I have poor leisure-time judgement" proudly and declare yourself to be the space monkey you are.

Is there room on your chest for his? He is awfully well developed, as he'll happily tell you himself.

Melting wicked witch.

You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

Take a steadfast step toward a new future.

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Going so soon? The wicked witch of the west has a flying monkey to ensure you stay!

Join the crew on board the Oz 9 ... or just wear them on a shirt, which you're far more likely to survive.

Green witch

Gay pride

Rubber ducks love the Wizard of Oz!

The Tin man

Just Tik-Tok, Dorothy, Jack Pumpkinhead and Billina mucking about in Oz. Now they're on a shirt.

Sweet and shirtless, our IT guy and password guesser extraordinaire would love to hang out with you. Literally, like he'd be hanging out WITH you.

When the dude who narrates your story doesn't really like you all that much...

Haven't you always wanted someone to narrate your life as you journey through it? We've got that. Only he doesn't like us very much.

Same day, same nonsense, says are oft-irritated Narrator. And yet, true professional, he shows up, hand over one ear, to appraise our listeners of the dumb stuff going on aboard the Oz 9.

A HEART IS NOT JUDGED BY HOW MUCH YOU LOVE; BUT BY HOW MUCH YOU ARE LOVED BY OTHERS. - L.. FRANK BAUM, THE WIZARD OF OZ

'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

Spoiler alert: it often is.

You know the saying, "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me"? Well, we'll have you! Join the proud ranks of the Oz 9 space monkeys, and you'll always have someone to eat lunch with.

Classic Judy