Scumm Kids T-Shirts

Sure, it may not seem like a very good reward for all that insult sword-fighting, but did you know that this t-shirt is scientifically proven to help heal wounds (both to the body and ego) 20% faster than other garments? No, you didn't, because I just made that up. Still, it might be true.

All those clues, all those hours of digging and this is all your reward? What a gyp.

Just a simple logo for one of the greatest games of all time

Don't be a tuna head! Pick this up and rock the hottest 8-bit band out there.

General greeting from fictional Plunder Island’s Puerto Pollo. Featuring one of the goofy chickens from which the port was named. Plan your visit by buying the 1999 classic point-and-click comedy adventure, The Curse of Monkey Island. Requires Windows95 or higher.

"I'm hooked on you baby, But the seas keep us apart And there ain't no eyepatch big enough, To cover up my broken heart!" - Guybrush Threepwood

Welcome to Mêlée Island, the favorite place deep in the Caribbean for the bloodiest pirates and home of the Scumm Bar!

Taste the best Caribbean Grog at the Scumm Bar! Premium quality product following the genuine traditional recipe.

Taste the best Caribbean Grog at the Scumm Bar! Premium quality product following the genuine traditional recipe.

A treasure trove o' deep-fried fun!

Visit the International House of Mojo!

Stay at the world famous Goodsoup Plantation!

Secret of Monkey Island [Textless]

Always keep your Inventory with you, mighty Pirate!