Turnbill Kids T-Shirts

A bit of retro mixed with some political sarcasm, something every American can appreciate. "The Real Deal No Fake News Here" is meant to showcase one's individuality.

I am sure every child is like this; however, it is funny to me when people without kids and even some with do not expect the sudden noise child machine to erupt.

Eli will be a big brother come September 2024. God Willing.

We all have had this child, and we love them so much. Here is an opportunity to celebrate that little challenge you call your child with a funny design.

My son's favorite things. North Pole, Christmas, Reindeer, and getting mail. I think this is a great Christmas design for so many reasons, from infant to adult, from coffee cups to hats.

If you have kids, then you know. The bottom is always soggy. I realized this idea when watching "Oh Brother Where Art Thou"; my son loved the movie.

This design was for my son, but I realized it also applies to me. I wrote many Sentences on chalkboards with them going away. I wanted to pass this piece of Gen X on to my son. Black for the Blackboard and Green for the green chalkboard.

You should recognize this design. I was inspired by ice bags and tried to recreate a similar-looking Ice Age Movie font because my son loves the movies. My son was once a frozen embryo, so he survived his own ice age. This design is Original to Turnbill Truth.

Put down your devices and play with your kids. Get off your Instatwitface and play with me!

Elvis Stole Gumps Moves, Jagger Stole Mine was a shirt I designed for my son because he loves to dance. Often times he looks a bit like Elvis and others like Jagger. Retro Design to go with the times and a throwback shirt.

This is for all the kids that create fun, adventurous lives for their parents. For the shenanigans you create, often being caught red-handed. We, as parents, just love them.

You should recognize this design. I was inspired by ICEE and the fact that my son was once a frozen embryo. Frozen before it was cool we like to say. This design is Original to Turnbill Truth.

COVID was an adventure while having a child. Our son, born in April 2020, is the first kind of COVID BABY. The ones born during COVID are considered COVID BABIES. Then you have the ones born FROM COVID, also considered COVID BABIES. Here, we celebrate those trying times for the parents and the children. I am a proud father of an IVF and COVID BABY.

This Design has the OEF campaign ribbon through the Afghanistan map and the thin green lines to support Veterans in the RED, Remember Everyone Deployed. Until ALL come home. Daycare Approved

My son is into anything Pirate. Kind of the basis of the logo seen on all designs. This design is Original to Turnbill Truth.

While distinctive in their own right, Vets are more than just Vets. This design is to support that by looking at it from the child's perspective.

My son is nuts. The boy is made out of Robin Williams Flubber. He does his stunts to the dismay of his mother and me. What can you do, kids will be kids.

My son's love of trucks, cars, and trains boils down to his love of a construction dump truck. Here is the World's Largest Truck made into a coin or medallion.

My son is just past 3 feet at age 3. He is a wild child and always has a new boo-boo. He seems to think he is indestructible, as I am sure we all did at some point. I think he will be the same when he gets 4 feet tall.

This is one of my first designs, my kid always comes up with some Scratch, Bump, or Bruise from nowhere. The kid is wild and crazy & sometimes thinks he is a monkey. lol

I grew up with this show and loved it. It has morphed into movies and is so much more loved by many. This Design is a Recreation of the Original logo/design. Created by Turnbill Truth

I was told this countless times growing up, I am sure you were too. It has come to my attention that my son is the "another thing coming." This design is for him.

With my son, he does some epic stuff. It may be physical or mental in nature, but I am always surprised then he will top it. That is how I came up with the "This is Act 1, The Best Is Yet To Come" Design.

This is for the overconfidence my son has in his ability. It is always funny when he does things he thinks are amazing as if he is some famous daredevil. I tell him to say Google Me!

When you first start to understand your child, there is nothing like learning the Gibberish they say. We want them to learn to speak, so why not learn their language? It will help them to learn yours.

This may seem obvious as to where it came from, but my first experience was when my son stood up in the bathtub to pee. The "I Pee In The Pool" Design was born.

A funny shirt that brings me back to my youth when everyone kept taking my nose. Funny for kids and adults.

As an Army Vet, it is my right to pick on the other branches. It is done with all the love and respect I have for them all. Nevertheless, GO ARMY!

How we always fixed problems when we were kids. Rub some dirt on it.

My Simple RED design Remember Everyone Deployed Daycare Approved

Hold My Sippy Cup It's About To Get Real comes from all the times my son drops his "spill-proof" sippy and runs off to do something sketchy. Not even 3, and he would wear out the Energizer Bunny.

This Design has the OEF campaign ribbon through the Afghanistan map and the thin green lines to support Veterans in the RED, Remember Everyone Deployed. Daycare Approved

One of my first designs. All the girls loved my newborn son. We thought he would have a girlfriend before he could walk. I thought I would do a standard "I am taken girls" or "Taken by Mommy's Love". Then it dawned on me that the sarcasm of "I Still Live With My Parents" on a baby and toddler shirt is much more funny than the same design on an adult shirt. So here it is.

My son is just past 3 feet at age 3. He is a wild child and always has a new boo-boo. He seems to think he is indestructible, as I am sure we all did at some point.

This is obvious to most parents as you must always be ready for this. However, with the word Moist becoming derogatory, I couldn't resist rebelling against people who see it as bad. Change the diaper!

My son is just awesome. At two years old, he cracks me up all the time. Even the fits he throws are funny to me. I am always telling him he is the "best thing ever". Then in this design, I get to give a shout-out to my childhood bread that my brother and I loved so much.