Killer Tofu Merch

"I eat my sugared cereal! But it makes my teeth bacterial!"

Killer Tofu!

The Beets original graphic tee of the Killer Tofu Tour of 1992 (the correct year the episode aired) from Nickelodeon's Doug. Enjoy!

It's a shame they broke up.

You need to represent one of the best bands ever! Killer Tofu, I Need Mo Allowance and other old school jams! You think Doug and Patty would be married today?

You need to represent one of the best bands ever! Killer Tofu, I Need Mo Allowance and other old school jams! You think Doug and Patty would be married today?

THE BEETS // Killer Tofu

THE BEETS // Killer Tofu Tour

Aaa..Eee..Ooo..

Stories of the unusual, tall tales and urban legends! Straight from the Home of the Honker!

the ultimate pre teen!

if you know, you know. you just had to be there to believe

The Beets 1992: Need Mo' Allowance Reunion Tour Kicking off in Bluffington

Patti you're the pickle on my coleslaw. Patti you're the sugar in my tea. Patti you're the relish on my hotdog. And Patti you're the Mayonnaise for me.

Teenheart Street / Teen Heart Street from Nickelodeon's Doug. Enjoy!

Here comes the Doug, the big bad Doug.