A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

There's alot of people waiting so get goin'!

Merry Christmas" is a joyous holiday greeting that celebrates the spirit of love, giving, and togetherness during the festive season. It's a warm and heartfelt way to wish others a happy and festive holiday filled with happiness and goodwill.

Say uncle or I'll pound ya!

I was never asked to help my dad with anything

Your present is dangerous

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Remember... Annie is counting on you.

Give this to your loved one, and tell them it's a Major Award! You might be thinking, "Shucks, I wouldn't have known that... it looks like an ugly Christmas sweater t-shirt." To which I respond, "It IS an ugly Christmas sweater t-shirt, you nincompoop, but it's a Major Award!"

Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

Get those mangy hounds in shape

Home of the chinese turkey

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

well, go on

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Get the soap!

Oh Fudge Brand Soap

Flick deserved better. Damn you, Ralphie.

Say Uncle Scut Farkus

A Major Award from your favorite Christmas movie.

A spooky crossover of Sally’s burton aesthetic and the iconic leg lamp from A Christmas Story

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone!

When your old man is beyond angry, but the only words he can utter are....

Where's the soap!

What this? It must be French.

Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!

Classic!

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past nine, he can kiss my foot.

And it's FRA-GEE-LAY.

You'll shoot your eye out while rockin' around the leg lamp, ya filthy animals!