Absurdist Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Simple white letters on black background: "The line between self-care and self-destruction is a fine one." Take care of yourself, but don't go out the other side into complete indulgence. It's hard, particularly in a pandemic.

T-shirt print on t-shirt

Simple white letters on black background: "If being gay was a choice, I'd choose to be gayer." Get along with you, Karen, and take your shrill nonsensical judgment with you.

A bowl of very angry oatmeal

What a weirdo

A cartoon puppy and a rainbow because puppies are nature's rainbows, of course!

This shirt is all about embracing the absurdity of life with a shrug and a smirk. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of dark humor and a laid-back attitude.

Simple white letters on black background: "Do you mind if I have tacos during this?" Because it doesn't even matter what "this" is - midnight mass, a riverboat cruise, a choir rehearsal - it will be improved by tacos.

Simple white letters on black background: "Die mad about it." I just don't even care about that, Karen. Die mad about it.

Gasp! Who killed Camus - Was it smoking? Or was it a boulder?

EMBRACING CHAOS WITH EVERY CHAPTER ABSURDIST LITERATURE

Simple white letters on black background: "It's not exactly "novel" anymore, is it...". Remember those innocent days back in early 2020 when we were talking about the "novel coronavirus"? Bless.

Simple white letters on black background: "hermit". Some of us just aren't people people. Maybe you prefer your couch to a bar and your TV to a conversation partner. You might be a hermit. Embrace it.

Hazel Infinity

Everything's a Drum

Simple white letters on black background: "When this is over, I still want some of y'all to stay away from me." Have these pandemic years given you a new understanding of some of the people around you? It's never too late to start having boundaries.

Simple white letters on black background: "I regret nothing." Not even that bad tattoo, that says "no regerts". Or "I refuse to sink" with an anchor. Yeah, it's bad. Still, keep moving forward.

Simple white letters on black background: "manky wee bastard". When you just embrace your identity (maybe with some self-deprecating, tongue in cheek humor) and wear it with pride.

Simple white letters on black background: "MANKY WEE BASTARD". When you just embrace your identity (maybe with some self-deprecating, tongue in cheek humor) and wear it with pride.

You ever have those days when you just feel like a sandwich?

Dead Inside Sign Board

Memories

Garden

Simple white letters on black background: "Can you speak up? I'm eavesdropping." Definitely tongue in cheek - or maybe not? If you're incurably curious and a complete gossip, may as well let people know.

Garden

Wino

Simple white letters on black background: "atrophy wife". No matter your past identity, after this last couple of years maybe you've given up a little. Nothing wrong with that. Celebrate it.

Dead Inside

C'est la cerise qui fait déborder le vase !

Time is on my side

Time is on my side

Simple white letters on black background: "IT'S NOT EXACTLY "NOVEL" ANYMORE IS IT". Remember those innocent days back in early 2020 when we were talking about the "novel coronavirus"? Bless.

Wake Up - Wall Print

Vintage Design of a Quote of Franz Kafka.

Wake Up

Simple white letters on black background: "I mean!!!" Sometimes there are no words. I can't even.