All I Got Was This Lousy Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Congratulations! You may now be caged and unfed, but at least you can now have this snazzy t-shirt!

A UFO on a starry background with the words "I got abducted and all I got was this stupid shirt" around it.

I Killed Enderdragon And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

"I spent a YEAR in quarantine and all I got was: a) This lousy T-Shirt b) Social Anxiety c) No Salary d) Family Issues e) Fat f) Drunk g) Lonely h) All of the above This used to say Month. Oh how the time has flown.

I survived COVID and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Brighten up your day with our vibrant and hilarious t-shirt! Featuring a playful rainbow of colors, this design boldly declares, 'My Parents Decided it Was a Good Idea to Give Me Life and All I Got Was This T-shirt.' It's the perfect blend of humor and style, making it a must-have for those who appreciate life's quirks. Wear it proudly and let your sense of humor shine through – sometimes, all you need is a good laugh and a colorful tee!

I survived secret government mind control experiments and all I got was this stupid

This year same as the last year.

Is this really all you have to show for living through a pandemic? At least you'll get some laughs.

A funny line drawing of a gift box, with the text, Literally your present. It is Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. Not rushing to unwrap this present. A gift you could give as a birthday present if you share the same humor.

We survived the year that was 20 years long.

A white line drawing of a gift box, with the text, Literally your present. It's Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. No rushing to unwrap this present. This design looks best on classic black and other bold colors.

A line drawing in white of a wrapped gift box with a bow, and the text, Literally your gift. It's Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. Thanks, at least it wasn't your birthday.

This t-shirt graphic showcases a stylized image of the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue with outstretched arms, set against a futuristic cityscape with swirling blue skies and light beams. At the top, the text "I ASKED JESUS -FOR A-" arcs above the image, while the bottom text completes the phrase with "-SOUVENIR AND ALL I GOT -WAS THIS- DEVINE T-SHIRT" in a playful font. The term "DEVINE" is a creative misspelling of "divine," adding a humorous twist to the message. The overall design blends religious iconography with a tongue-in-cheek sentiment, aimed at both religious tourists and those appreciating religious humor.

Man. I should have wore ISO approved glasses, or made like a pinhole projector or something.

I queued up for 12 hours to see the Queen and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! Great for space alien enthusiasts and sci-fi fans alike.

Didn't clap those alien cheeks? That's ok - maybe next time.

I got over my existential crisis and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

2020 has been a year... treat yourself lol

I blame the dice.

I climbed my wall of awful and all I got was this lousy shirt

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