Amir Long Sleeve T-Shirts

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"It was sort of a friendly email, but you did torture a cat and you're a cat murderer ... Never tell your mother. Fight that urge to be decent, lie forever." If I Were You Show - Episode 110: Lie Forever

This shirt commemorates the name with the most possible rhymes and best "songability". It's a reference to the If I Were You podcast with Jake and Amir.

Now you can finally change from an awkward self-conscious and insecure nerd into a confident, strong, and brave beast in every regard, AKA The Pinch. You can finally be a superhero...sort of.

(Arabic) If I were you, I wouldn't have done this wrong

Classic tee based on the popular 'If I Were You' podcast starring Jake and Amir

Jake and Amir/The Fault in our Stars mashup Todah to you if you buy it

“Uh, Jake Hurwitz was a good man, a kind man, no, no, no, no. You all saw he killed himself at a Starbucks right?”

Trenta ice water to go

As seen in the fourth newsletter from May 12, a very #DOPE design with all the recurring themes from the podcast. Todah!

A collection of various character names Ben Schwartz has used over the years in Jake and Amir. (Some longer names like Scalby-Lawfsoos and Charles Crooshtoost left off for the sake of space)

The many names/faces/egos/hearts of Jake Hurwitz.

This design's cute aesthetic is powered by the giggles Amir produced when Jake tickled him on the podcast. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then give the show a listen!

Sometimes things just get so real

Best way to put on a show for your best bro

jjake and Amired

Aal Izz Well

From the hilarious If I Were You podcast starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

The unofficial tee of the internet barrage on TBS pushing them to #greenlightjakeandamir. Buy this shirt to be trendy, cute, and maybe even a little coy.

The most defining characteristic of an advice podcast.

Always remember to seize the d̶a̶y̶ caseum (cheese)! Life motto courtesy of 'Jake and Amir'.

If you love Jake and Amir and laser tag, this shirt is for you! Amir's cousin, Leron, owns a Laser Tagery. If you want to prove you're a cool person who spends their time watching internet videos and playing tag with lasers, you should definitely seize this tee!

They call Jake "The Pinch" he'll help you out of your sticky situation in a cinch!

Lookatem'. That saucy beet boi. Getting his beets in a bunch. Wow. So good. Put it on everything. Stare into his eyeholes and welcome him into your #soul™ OffBeetRadio.com

Jake and Amir inspired silhouettes on a moon. It must be made of cheese, because they've seized it.

This shirt is a tribute to the Jake and Amir podcast "If I Were You". 'The Pinch' is one of Jake's numerous personas. GET YOUR CRAB CLAWS OUT

T-shirt for Jake and Amir's comedy podcast