Black Knight Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

MONTY PYTHON

In his final moments with no limbs.....

A fun warrior mascot design for the kids.

Black silhouette of the enemy Broken Vessel from Hollow Knight, leaking rainbow.

Mock mission patch design for the Black Knight 'satellite.' "...And the course of the path of the moon is light to the righteous, and darkness to the sinners..." – 1 Enoch 41:8, R. H. Charles ver.

Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

This bunny turtle knight is determined to be first or last - this time with no background

A quick design.

Sometimes you have to know when to run away

inspired by movies

camouflage

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Black and White Design

Tis But A Scratch!

The Black Knight getting defeated

‘Tis But A Scratch

Tis But A Scratch - funny

silver the hedgehog as sir galahad from sonic and the black knight

For a chess lover

Machinist

Holy Grail

Enjoy the power of SHAZAM! Or at least look like you do. Have it on red for Captain Marvel (DC) or black for Black Adam. This version has a cool halftone effect.

None shall pass...on this design

Neon Blacklight Paladin

Perfect for a chess player.

Tis But a Scratch

FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

The "Tis but a Scratch" T-shirt is a humorous homage to resilience and an irreverent nod to the classic comedy. Featuring a witty phrase inspired by the iconic scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," this shirt playfully dismisses challenges with a touch of medieval humor. Crafted from comfortable fabric, it not only serves as a garment but also as a wearable punchline for those who appreciate the absurdity of life's obstacles. Whether worn casually or as a conversation starter, this T-shirt embodies a spirit of light-heartedness and tenacity, reminding us that sometimes, even in the face of adversity, it's best to keep a sense of humor and carry on.

Protecting the lady is considered a chivalrous act... right?

If she weighs the same as a duck it means she's made of wood and wood burns so she's a witch

FATHER: Hold it! Hold it! Please! Hold it! This is Sir Lancelot from the Court of Camelot, a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today. LANCELOT: Hello. GUEST: He killed my auntie! GUESTS: [yelling] FATHER: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.

Design based on the infamous job from the Final Fantasy series!

black death plague