Born In 1980 Long Sleeve T-Shirts

welcome to alternate 1985

Pizza • Ice Cream • Water • Tongue

This adorable design by artist Jeff Bartels features a small baby Hedgehog decorated with Day of the Dead Sugar Skull patterns. A single rose appears on the Hedgehogs head with a five point star sitting in the middle of it’s forehead. The tiny animal is decorated with swirls and dot patterns in the tradition of the Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls. This unique Hedgehog design is an adorable way to celebrate the Day of the Dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I painted this violet just for you. The Violet is the State flower of Illinois.

Stem of parsley with green leaves.

A flavorful shirt for adventurers of any class, sold to you here by the image's original creator. (design seen and given a thumbs up by the great and charitable Guy Fieri himself)

Ho Lee Chit

Just another day in the life of Beaker

Cool vintage propaganda style design inspired by classic election posters. Enjoy this retro style design of a famous historic figure.

Pizza Planet

WHEN I SAY SHO NUFF

Tom Selleck Retro Vibe

Defunct Franchise Washington Basketball Bullets Team Satire Mark

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

thug life golden

They're ade due YUM-balla!

Pickleball Pickle Player

Chicken Butt

Artwork by the baileybrothaz all rights reserved

Vince Clortho Key Master of Gozer from the original GhostBusters movie! This shirt shows the whole monologue from Rick Moranis. "Gozer the traveler, He will come on one of the prechosen forms, during the rectification of the vuldronaii, the traveler came as a large and moving TORB! Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant sloar! Many shubs and zulls knew what was to be roasted in the depths of the sloar on that day I can tell you!" ... Are you the gate keeper?! NOTE: This design is only available on TeePublic. If you are purchasing it anywhere else, it is a low quality copy of art designed by "CoolDojoBro"

vintage audio series

Caitlin Clark Retro

The Thing horror movie design

A graphic and text design depicting the Solar Eclipse on April 8th 2024, perfect for anyone into astronomy!