Cold Callers Comedy Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Game Over is the title of one of our latest singles. It tells the story of a man who is coming to terms with a break-up... just not with the fact he left his Mario Kart game at her place.

2020 in review

Our Logo. Nothing More. Nothing Less

Our Motto... to you and ourselves when taking things too seriously.

Boris Johnson Quotes

Paul, Ryan and all the Tom Hardy's

The game... when Ryan get probed... in the brainus. Words so ridiculous... they can't be real... right?

Ryan's catchphrase... with a yuletide twist

In honour of the fact, Paul can't pronounce "NASA". Here is a design you all can wear!

We are RyPaul, we think as one. Resistance is futile.

Second half of Ryan's signature catchphrase in the Cold Callers Comedy Podcast

We are RyPaul. We think as one. Resistance is futile.

The Man. The Legend. His TV Show

1st half of Ryan's catchphrase

This Tee is so bad that I wanted to give it zero stars... but I couldn't.

Another 'Ryan' Catchphrase at the expense of Paul

In honour of the fact, Paul can't pronounce "NASA". Here is a design you all can wear!

Boris Johnson Quotes

Tom Hardy's Hardest Hats. This is the question he asks the public.

Santa has a big treat, just for you.

Another brand new song title. Game Over tells the story of a man coming to terms with a break up... but not the fact he left his Mario Kart at her place...

The Official Logo for Hardy's Hardest Hats: The Podcast, hosted by Tom Hardy from 'Peaky F'n Blinders'

The artwork to our BRAND NEW single. OUT NOW!