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King Leonidas held off countless thousands of Persians at the Battle of Thermopylae. When Xerxes asked Leonidas to surrender his weapons, he told the Persians "Molon Labe", i.e "come and take". In modern day "Molon Labe" has become popular among patriots and gun rights supporters, signifying that no-one has the right to take our guns.

Are you the cleaner? Are you the mess maker? Let them know why you're here.

Typical day in the life of a leftist.

Trump 2024 - Take America Back

Faux movie announcement, rustic cartoon of Joe Biden on a divided American Flag. Shaded white lettering /wording says AS THE SWAMP CHURNS STARRING JOE BIDEN AS POTUS.

If you'd like to Re-Elect President Trump for the 2020 GOP, make sure you get this tee and let's make the liberals cry. True patriots that love the USA and have conservative, republican values are not afraid to show their support for their candidate. This funny design says "It's okay if you don't like Trump. He's kinda for smart people anyways" Show your support - Grab this present for yourself and pick up a couple more gifts for your friends.

Show everyone that there's more to Seattle than Hippies and Yuppies.

Add a little fun to your wardrobe and express your pride in your lifestyle. Great birthday gift for dad.

Are you conservative anti socialist? Wish to stop socialism and the red menace together with the leftist SJW hypocrisy and Marxist agenda? Educate the children how to think! Cool anti socialism gift for conservatives and responsible conservative parents.

Don't Tread on Me - Patriot Flag Licence: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gadsden_flag.svg

Funny Anti socialist SJW design to remind all conservatives and patriots not to eat while watching funny SJW videos online. When watching socialist comedy and the communists and SJWs making fools of themselves, it is advisable not to eat.

Perfect anti-Biden and Joe Biden sucks gift. Conservative fishermen. Funny Republican political satire. Biden humor and sarcastic biden sayings. My president is an idiot funny fish saying.

Let people know you left the democratic party and are now a conservative. Times are changing and the truth is coming out. No longer are people being brainwashed by the leftist party, they are speaking for themselves. Show you're a proud American. Great for democrats that is looking at other political views and taking the jump to walk from the blue side. Show your independence as a free thinking American in a great nation. Makes a great funny novelty gift and present for new republican members.

Anti Socialism Patriotic American with Thomas Jefferson Quote. America will never be a socialist country. "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

Molon Labe - Come and take them!

Retro President Donald Trump 2024 t shirts, buttons, stickers, and gifts

Medieval Viking mythology and history was as anti socialist and anti communist as it gets. Norse mythology & pantheon was ruled by masculine gods such as Thor, Odin. This anti communist SJW design is for conservatives who love viking gods & Nordic myths.

Because hindsight is 2020, and we really ought to learn from it. This shirt is a nudge, a wink, and a plea to embrace common sense over chaos. 'Fascism, let's maybe not vote for it again' isn't just a suggestion; it's a history lesson on cotton. For the politically savvy with a side of snark.

Cartoon of Joe Biden with AMERICA'S EMBARRASSMENT stamped at an angle across his face. Red filled letters are outlined in blue.

A design to make you smile.

Yes, yes, you're a special snowflake - small, cold, and definitely temporary! Your sarcastic friends will love this design with its clever irony and ironic typography.

Once you're awake

Biden's Afghan Summer Don't Underestimate Joe's Ability To Fuck Things Up Anti-Biden

Sleepy Joe been creepin' Joe.

The design made famous by Trump himself, this hybrid of the official Seal of the President of the United States and the Coat of Arms of the Russian Federation perfectly encapsulates Donnie's contributions to the highest office in the land. Other notable modifications include: • Little Don Don's child size set of golf clubs for those tiny hands • A wad of cash, likely gained through shady means • Latin has been replaced with Spanish for '45 is a Puppet'

Ancient Greek Solon quote featuring a Greek warrior helmet. This classical history and political philosophy design is perfect for a history loving republican or conservative and all who believe the magistrates and politicians should obey the law.

Wear this if you’re a proud Canadian who won’t vote Conservative.

Are you an anti-communist? Conservative patriot? Anti-socialist? Do you stand against Soviet communism & modern socialist policies? This funny political anti socialism design is for you! Cool conservative gift for all who love ancient Greek philosophy.

An anti Donald Trump design that reads No hate in our state. Anti Trump.

Stay safe... :)

There are millennials and SJW's who don't get sarcastic jokes,and who in current year don't realize the failure of socialism. Educate them with this design.

These times remind me why I vote Labour.

Too many people are sensitive these days. They get triggered easily. We call them snowflakes. If you often melt snowflakes, this is for you!

Are you an anti-communist? A conservative capitalist? A libertarian? An anti-socialist? Do you stand against Soviet communism & evil socialist policies? This anti-SJW & anti-snowflake design is for you! Educate the liberal left on history & real life.

Are you an anti-communist? Conservative patriot? An anti-socialist? Capitalist or libertarian standing for freedom & non aggression principle? Are you against Soviet communism & modern socialist policies? Oppose communism & socialist government tyranny!

A great design honoring George Washington, the first President of the United States of America.