Cryptic Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Abend the Knurled Stitch O'er the Glinting Spade

The Book of AM, Part One: Dawn and Morning

If a City Is Set Upon a Hill

Why is a Raven Like A Writing Desk? The question posed by the Mad Hatter at the Tea Party was entirely non-sensical but Carroll was inundated with requests for the solution so... he devised the brilliantly cryptic response retrospectively... "Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!" (More designs like this in The Blue Box)

Step into the whimsical realm of our designs, where anonymity is the hottest trend of the future! Embrace your inner enigma with our collection, because who wouldn't want to be the mysterious star of their very own 'Fifteen Minutes of Anon-fame' show?

Bigfoot Stole My Pancreas Purple

A coded tribute to the late great Hunter S. Thompson.

Bigfoot Stole My Heart Blue Sky

Bigfoot Stole My Heart Lilac

Bigfoot Stole My Heart Yellow

Bigfoot Stole My Pancreas Tangerines

Bigfoot Stole My Heart Moss Green

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The poest doctor sits over a mysterious vessel

In the snow he sits. In the water he fish. He is penguin. He has no fin. Cute PENGIN cartoon t-shirt. Check out other cryptic nihongo shirts to fuel your curiosity!

Don't let others label you. Label yourself: NINJA.

While walking the things around you will say something to you if you are listening.

Mysterious to the casual observer, this shirt will appeal to system administrators and hackers alike. The Bash shell command ":(){ :|:& };:" will crash a system by repeatedly forking processes causing the computer to run out of memory due to recursion. Perfect Tshirt whether you're a system administrator, software developer, hacker, or if you just love coding and geeky computer puns. Great to wear at tech conferences, geek events, or just in the lab. Includes the sarcastic comment "You're forked"

Mysterious to the casual observer, this shirt will appeal to system administrators and hackers alike. The Bash shell command ":(){ :|:& };:" will crash a system by repeatedly forking processes causing the computer to run out of memory due to recursion. Perfect Tshirt whether you're a system administrator, software developer, hacker, or if you just love coding and geeky computer puns. Great to wear at tech conferences, geek events, or just in the lab. Includes the sarcastic comment "No forks left to give"

Another cryptic tee full of compliments and ...a more important message. See how long it takes her to take the hint. ;) *GET YOURS TODAY. AND SHARE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS READY TO TAKE THE PLUNGE*

Don't let others label you. Label yourself: MYSTERIOUS.

like a soft tropical flavour for nessy, She's delicate

Close your ears to the Sirens song

I think he'd taste like marshmallows

Two -headed deer

Minimal Design of UFO is a part of "The Cryptic Collection" designed by #minimal_dm. Show your love for mysteries with our minimal designs.

a true scot. just see the pattern!

It's too late, save yourself.

Made by request, for reasons unknown

The Wendigo hungers eternally.

The Wendigo hungers eternally. This is a variant with no text

The Wendigo hungers eternally.

Unique Minimalistic Fresno Nightcrawler Cryptid Book Cover Poster

Cryptic Cadet merch!

A cryptic Christmas Noel featuring The Christmas Alphabet. A Christmas typography joke. Merry Christmas.

There are so many amazing places to kiteboard in Oregon you could spend a lifetime playing in the waves on all of them. From the amazing shores of Hood River to the Oregon coast it is truly a kite boarding mecca.