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A funny quote or saying says I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base for a dad, daddy, papa, or husband. It's the perfect way to show off your love and appreciation of dad jokes. Perfect for those who can't help themselves and are always telling awkward jokes. Great and hilarious gift from wife, relatives, children, sons, and daughters to their husband, dad, papa, or brother.

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There's always those awkward moments where you're not really sure what to say. This design is dedicated to those moments.

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You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Crack a can of beer or catch a note or two of your favorite music, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to music or beer.

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Spelling error aside, it’s true – I’m just a fungi. This cool mix of colors helps this cheeky message seem even more believable – maybe whoever has this design actually is a fungi.

You just weren’t cut out for this adulting thing. Responsibility, maturity, reliability — they’re just too hard. If that’s what it means to be an adult then I don’t want to be a grown-up. Shouldn’t life be fun? Look, if adulting is soup, I’m a fork.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on your favorite music or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to music or dogs.

'You're Welcome' is traditionally a polite response when someone thanks you for something you may have done for them, be it holding a door open or handing you something out of reach. Of course, it can also be used to remind someone that they should have thanked you or at least acknowledged your effort. The latter usage is of course rather rude, but can also be used in jest when peppered with ample sarcasm and wit, so why not just put it out there in print so that you don't have to say anything at all?

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Highway To The Friendzone T-Shirt. Funny Friend Zone Meme Shirt for those who have been friend-zoned and friendzone fans everywhere. Original Highway To The Friendzone Shirt Design featuring classic dangerzone style artwork.

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Use your brain! It's not illegal ... yet. Think. Adapt. Show your intlligence!

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Embrace the spirit of resilience and determination with our captivating "I Tried So Hard and Got Sofa" design. Inspired by the famous song lyric, this artwork combines wit and humor to remind us that sometimes even our best efforts lead to unexpected outcomes. With its clever twist, this design sparks laughter and resonates with those who have experienced life's unpredictable moments. Available on a variety of high-quality products including t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more, our "I Tried So Hard and Got Sofa" design allows you to make a statement while staying comfortable. Embrace the unexpected, celebrate your journey, and inspire others with this unique and delightful design. Shop now and let your sense of humor shine through.

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You're not lost if you don't care where you are.

"This is some serious gourmet shit" - A memorable quote said by character Jules Winnfield in 1994 crime film Pulp Fiction.