Han Shot First Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)

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Han who?

Simple design featuring the words 'Han Shot First' in the star wars alphabet Aurebesh

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

All of us know what really went down in the cantina!

Keep Calm and Han Shot First - Cisco Ramon Flash - Keep Calm and Han Shot First - Funny colorful design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. Design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

Cisco Ramon Flash - Keep Calm and Han Shot First colorful design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. Design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

REAL fans, Well the purists anyway. know Han Shot First now you can tell the world!

Doesn't matter who shot first because maclunkey.

A quick design.

Greedo not only did not shoot first, Greedo did not fire at all.

Greedo has a pressing question for the spice smuggler.

Love death & robots - Abraham Lincoln Shot First

You rebel scum!

The tables have turned again, and now George is the one with the gun! Half of the profits will go to GiveWell.org's Maximum Impact Fund.

Battle cry of those who didn't shoot first.

It doesn't matter who shot first because maclunkey. I have spoken.

Sad when your main claim to fame is being shot in the crotch by the galaxy's most famous smuggler.

SILHOWETTZ SERIES

Ape Shall Never Kill Ape. Doesn't say anything about Greedo.

An addition to a certain sci-fi movie on a certain streaming service has created quite a stir. This shirt celebrates it.

Greedo has finally lost it.

SKATE STAR WARS FIRST!

A photograph of a Funko Collectible of Han & Greedo's Confrontation in Mos Eisley Cantina

Bad luck for you Solo.

Greedo (Kenner)

Alien 1

Who knew Rodians bled so much?

Little Greedo!

MACLUNKEY

Show your love for everyone's favorite Archaeologist!

Koona t'chuta Solo?

Bring the Ruckus

Warn your bounty of how dangerous you are with a cozy design!