Hitchhickers Guide To The Galaxy Long Sleeve T-Shirts

...and carry a towel!

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

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Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Don't Panic Typographic

Don't panic

And don't forget your towel!

the answer is...

Original artwork by me 2020. Don't worry, be happy....

One of the truly great intellects from a race of pan-dimensional beings

Disaster Area are a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones and are generally regarded as not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but also as being the loudest noise of any kind at all. Disaster Area are fronted by Hotblack Desiato. Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the familiar theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.

Hitchhiking 102 is probably that you should start panicking, tbf.

Back Off

Life? Don't talk to me about life. Hand drawn Marvin the Paranoid Android design. High resolution for a crisp print.

Don't Panic.

“The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Marvin

THE BABEL FISH IS SMALL, YELLOW, LEEHLIKE, AND PROBABLY THE ODDEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE.

"Your towel – Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapours; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it's clean enough."

The answer to life, the Universe, and everything.

H2G2

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams -- bold and modern. Don't panic, and don't forget your towel!

Mostly harmless.

The Don't Panic. Inspired by the book and 2005 movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". This tee, a towl and your all good...

Shark week.

The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language, as said in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

A bit of background: Heublein bottled pre-mixed cocktails up until the late 1970s. They were used particularly in the airline industry, and tiny bottles of Heublein drinks are still collector's items.

Marvin meet who in this Dalek Mashup

Answer to everything....

So long and thanks for all the fish. So sad that it should come to this. We tried to warn you all that your dead. You may not share our intellect. Which might explain your disrespect, for all the natural wonders that grow around you. So long, so long and thanks for all the fish

I can't remember what you asked, but I'm pretty sure this is the answer.

Well,this is the meaning of life

Everyone's favorite downer.

“A towel, the Guide says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can w...

We all need a reminder every now and then not to panic so here it is. This lovely retro designs features, in big friendly letters, the words 'Don't Panic'. That sounds familiar...what else features 'Don't Panic' in big friendly letters? Something about a hitchhiker's manual? or guide...whatever...just don't panic.