Hyde Long Sleeve T-Shirts

You're dog tired and the gentle rhythm of the train is rocking you to sleep like newborn babe. Use this shirt to insure you don't miss your stop! #Yamanotenapping

Planning to travel in Japan to a place you’ve never been before? Are you nervous because your Japanese ability may not be enough to make the plan easy… this shirt to the rescue! The amazing hospitality of the Japanese is world famous… and you’ll see such hospitality when you wear this shirt. Stand in the street looking confused, point at this shirt and someone will come by to help… try it!

I want to drink Don’t mince your words… you’re ready to party and this shirt will let every random Japanese person you pass know! Sitting next to some nice salarymen at an izakaya after a few drinks, wearing this shirt might actually get you some free drinks too! Wear this shirt and get your drink on, Japan style!

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If you want a Japanese boyfriend, what better way to increase your odds… with a shirt only Japanese people can read! Of course, it also looks great, but wearing this shirt is sure to get you noticed by all Japanese guys! Cut through the initial shyness and get your intentions known from the first meeting, you’ll be happy you did with this needed shirt!

I don’t know what my shirt says What better way to start a conversation with some random Japanese people than wearing this shirt!? Laughter and awesomeness are sure to ensue when you ask someone what your shirt says… because your shirt says, “I don’t know what my shirt says”. Not since Abbott and Costello has such cleverness been made public. Best to discuss over drinks with your new Japanese friend!

We call it “sake”, but that actually means “alcohol” in Japan. The Japanese call is “Nihonshu”. No matter what you call it, sipping glorious rice wine out of tiny cups with friends cannot be beat. Let everyone know you’re a lover of nihonshu with this great shirt. It will get the conversation started, and you’re sure to hear about some great nihonshu brands you should try!

The Japanese language can be confusing, especially when you’re drinking alcohol… this shirt to the rescue! Forget all your important ordering requests when you can just point to your shirt! Not only will you get the service you need, but you’re sure to have the envy of all the Japanese people who see you… time to get a drink for them too! Wear and point!

We’ve all been there… you want to stay in Japan, you’ve had a hard time meeting people, and you’re completely willing to sacrifice the sanctity of marriage for visa status. What better way to advertise than with this comfortable shirt! Get that stamp!

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The Strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde showed us the monster that lurks within Dr. Jekyll and the horror he could inflict on the world - we ourselves grapple with horror and our own shadow and question if we will ever become the monster.

“kowakunai” is the best way to let Japanese people know you’re not a scary person… you want to interact with others! Sure to get some conversations started, wear this shirt and meet some other nice people!

You hear it everywhere you go in Japan! IRASHAMASE! Now you can say it too… all day long with this cool shirt! Let the Japanese know that they are also welcome!

If you want a Japanese girlfriend, what better way to increase your odds… with a shirt only Japanese people can read! Of course, it also looks great, but wearing this shirt is sure to get you noticed by all Japanese girls! Let them know you’re serious about being in a relationship and looking for love.

YAKITORI, literally “grilled bird/chicken”, is a fantastic staple of Japanese cuisine. Show your love of those awesome grilled pieces of chicken on skewers with this great shirt. Then go get some tsukune, negima, sasami… yum!

There will be another train shortly. No need to cram in here. No seriously. That's my foot! Nevermind. We’ve all been standing in the door of the crowded train when more people back-up into you and try to push you further into the mess of smelly office workers. Save your space and your sanity with this extremely useful shirt… you’ll get that coveted space next to the door to yourself, no pushing needed!

“Yoroshiku onegaishimasu” is a common and polite saying for meeting new people in Japan. While the translation of “please treat me well” is technically accurate, the best way to think about how it is used is closer to “it’s a pleasure to meet you”.

What better way to start a conversation with some random Japanese people than wearing this shirt!? Laughter and awesomeness are sure to ensue when you ask someone what your shirt says… because your shirt says, “please tell me what my shirt says”. Best to discuss over drinks with your new Japanese friend!

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An ode to OKONOMIYAKI! Grab a mug of ice cold Japanese beer, and get ready for the goodness that is okonomiyaki! We like ours with pork, kimichi and cheese, sounds weird, but so good! Get this shirt, and get some okonomiyaki now!

Get your Japanese party started with this fun shirt… it’s time to drink! Sure to start the conversation at any Japanese izakaya, get out there and have fun now!

YOPPARAI! Start your day having fun with this great shirt. Drunk or not, you’re sure to get some jealous smiles, and laughs from random Japanese people you pass. A great conversation starter indeed… get your drink on, and get YOPPARAI! Please drink responsibly : )

Yes, Japan has great rock music! Show your love and support with this great shirt.

Sometimes you feel a bit different from everyone else, and it feels good to warn them… with this cool shirt, you’ll let your Japanese friends, or random Japanese people you see on the street know you’re a bit out there, and that’s good!

Get your Japanese party started with this fun shirt… it’s time to drink! Sure to start the conversation at any Japanese izakaya, get out there and have fun now!

Created out of necessity, this shirt is a must for anyone planning a trip to Japan. Natto, the slimy fermented soy beans that smell like a dead foot inside a sweaty sock is a taste few foreigners (and even many Japanese people) like. To avoid this culinary landmine, wear this shirt and let everyone know you want to avoid what the Japanese will all tell you is extremely healthy and good for you. Tell them running 5 kilometers each day is also good for you, but no one does that! Say no to Natto!

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Foreigners, often thought to be lazier than the hard working Japanese, can prove they’re working with this stylish shirt! You’re no slouch… you can do it! Show everyone you’re working whenever you’re wearing this shirt!

We all love them, little chicken meatballs on sticks, grilled over an open flame to perfection. With salt or sauce, everyone loves TSUKUNE! I’m getting hungry just thinking about YAKITORI!

Obama for Prime Minister Let’s face it, Japan has a new Prime Minister every few months anyway, why not give Obama a chance? I think they found out he is really Japanese according to his birth certificate ; )

Possibly one of the greatest institutions ever created in Japan… the IZAKAYA! Literally it means “a place for drinking”, it’s essentially a Japanese tapas restaurant with loads alcohol, and a great variety of small plates of food for sharing. Many chain izakayas have picture menus in Japan, which also ups the awesome factor when you don’t speak Japanese. Just beware of “nonkotsu”… it looks like fried chicken, but it fried pieces of cartilage… we’ve made that mistake before. Get this shirt and get to an izakaya now!

“Karaoke Iku?” (should we go to Karaoke?) is a great shirt to get the party moving to Karaoke. Once there, everyone has a great time, but sometimes it seems people need convincing. This shirt has the power to convince… what a waste it would be if you wore this shirt and didn’t go to karaoke… “mottainai desu ne”. Get singing and having fun with this great shirt.

We’ve all been there… you want to stay in Japan, you’ve had a hard time meeting people, and you’re completely willing to sacrifice the sanctity of marriage for visa status. What better way to advertise than with this comfortable shirt! Get that stamp!