If I Were You Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Alright mister, what do you think you’re doing? You call this a room? This is a pig-sty. I want you to straighten up this area now!!! You are a disgusting slob!!! Stand up straight! Tuck in that shirt! Adjust that belt buckle, tie those shoes! Twisted Sister!? What is that? Wipe that smile off your face. Do you understand!!! What is that?!?! A Twisted Sister pin?!?! On your uniform?!?! What kind of a man are you?! You’re worthless and weak. You do nothing! You are nothing! You sit in here and play that sick, repulsive, electric twanger! I carried an M-16, and YOU-YOU carry that, that guitarrr! Who are you?! Where do you come from?! Are you listening to me?!?! What do you wanna do with your life?!

This Saint Patrick's let the Shenanigans begin with this fun "Irish You Were Beer" Drinking retro vintage distressed tee. Celebrate St. Paddy's in style with this fun beer drinking tee. Features a Beer / Irish clover Design w/ a Lucky shamrock. Celebrate the Shenanigans w/ this Beer, Irish flag, charm & Shamrocks Festive Design. It's perfect for celebrating w/ friends & family this Saint Patrick's Day. Also makes a good gift for those that love drinking, Irish or celebrating Saint Patrick's day.

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If You Cut Off My Reproductive Choiuce, Can I Cut Off Yours? Fair is fair, right? An equal exchange? Oh, suddenly you feel uncomfortable with someone dictating your reproductive choices? Interesting.

A classic sarcastic design for those who have gained weight in quarantine and wish not to change it.

This funny sewing quote is perfect for the seamstress, quilter, fabric hoarder, and crafter!

if i say i love you consider me drunk

today I don't have any motivational quotes, if you want to give up, give up.

if you can read this i'm not last

If You Ask Me To Hold Your Drink I will Drink It

I have selective hearing i'm sorry you were not selected funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Would you still love me if I was a worm

Cute and funny design for sarcastic people.

Cute and funny design for sarcastic people.

Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?

Funny carpenter and woodworker design that reads "If You See Me Hugging A Tree I Am Estimating Board Feet" for all lumberjack and woodman.

I don't know if you know this, but I'm a girl

IF POPS CAN'T FIX IT WE ARE ALL SCREWED If Poppy Can't Fix It We're All Screwed Gift for Grandpa Dad Fathers Day

Funny tee for papa, nana, daddy, mommy, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, cousin, husband, wife son, daughter who born on July 26th

Great gift for papa, nana, dad, mommy, mama, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, husband, wife son, daughter, niece who born on July 9th

Nobody Is Perfect But If You Were Born In March 1973 You're Pretty Damn Close

Nobody Is Perfect But If You Were Born In March 1964 You're Pretty Damn Close

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

Nobody Is Perfect But If You Were Born In March 1979 You're Pretty Damn Close

Best Friends Tshirt for baking lovers | I MAY SEEM Quiet and Reserved If you mess with me while I'm Baking Tshirt

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... Well, I have others. - Groucho Marx

It's important to be aware of other people's disabilities when you score high on the sarcasm spectrum. Science has shown that people who use sarcasm are more intelligent than average and some people just aren't smart enough to understand it.

Great gift for papa, nana, dad, mommy, mama, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, husband, wife son, daughter, niece who born on July 15th

This If You Can See Me I Failed My Stealth Check Dungeons and Dragons graphic is perfect for your next DnD night. Show off your passion for D & D with this design. Great as a gift for yourself if you are a fan of the game or as a gift for friends in your DnD Adventuring group.

keep distance - if i can turn around and punch you in the face youre too close

Merry Christmas. If you excuse me, I am going to play my game

Love cutting trees and woodworking? You are a proud carpenter, woodworker, cabinetmaker, or craftsman? Then get this cool Design now or use it as a Birthday gift for someone who loves cutting drilling and jigsaws. You like to use cutting, carving, and your chainsaw and always want to be in the woods and go woodworking? Don't think any longer and grab this If you see me hugging a tree I am estimating board feet clothing now!

This Funny "Boom Squad If I Run You run" 4th of July Independence day Retro Vintage design is perfect for Celebrating America on it's Birthday! Let other's know that: If I run you run with this Great Tee to wear on the 4th of July. Wear this on funny Boom Squad If I Run You run fireworks sparkler Independence day Tee while watching fireworks, BBQ, Celebrating 4th of July with Family. Great idea for Women, Men and all who love to celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks.

Great gift for woman, man, papa, nana, dad, mom, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, husband, wife, cousin who born in July 1971, 49 years old